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Rubin  felt  the Noisebridge on her  back  bend  and  break¨  as  her  bra  exploded  off  of  her  Noisebridge
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and  fell  Noisebridge  around  her  Noisebridge  across  her  frontÆ  Her  tits  rounded  out¨  and  fell  against  her  body¨
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Noisebridge left  over  from their  prisonÆ  “  Ahhhhhh…Æ  ”  She  sighed  deeply¨  “That  is  so  much  betterÆ”
[[File:NoisebridgeMovedIn.png|900px|right]] You are standing next to the '''moving truck''' that helped Noisebridge move from [[2169]] Mission Street to [[272]] Capp Street on the same block.
For  the third  time  that  night¨  Flamsmark  was  speechlessª  her  friend  was  actually  bigger  than
 
she  was¨  significantlyÆ  Casaba  melon  tits  hung  from  her  Noisebridge¨  full  and  perky¨  their  bottom  curves
'''EXITS:''' [[272]], [[Gate]], [[Street]], [[Neighborhood]]
reaching  down  to just  above  her  elbowsÆ  Each  Noisebridge out  at  least  an  inch  from  either  side  of  her
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ribs¨  and  were  so  large  they  actually  touched  each  other  with  their  inner  curvesÆ  And  on  her
 
incredibly  tiny  frame¨  they  looked  monstrously  massive¨  jutting  out  a full  five  inches  in front  of
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herÆ  Her  areolas  were  puffy  and like  silver  dollars¨  crowned  with  hard¨  pretty  nipples  the size  of
'''Noisebridge recently moved to [[272]] Capp St''' from our old location at [[2169]] Mission St.!
the  end  of  an  index  fingerÆ  They  looked  like  long  pink  doorbell  buttons¨  screaming  out  ‘ring  for
* [[Getting here]] with directions.
sex°’Æ  A  finger  could  get  lost  in  her  tits  pushing  those  buttonsÆ  Flamsmarkßs  realized  her  friend  was
* [[Getting in]] with access instructions.
getting  out  of  controlÆ
* [[Visitors]] guide.
“C≠Rubin°”
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“Jeez¨  whatøø”
 
“Youßre  too  big°°”
= Commemorative Attire =
“Am  not…”  Rubin  deniedÆ  She  gathered  her  breasts  into  her  Noisebridge  and jiggled  them
 
giddilyÆ  She  couldnßt  stop  smilingÆ  She  laid  down  on the  couch¨  and they  spread  out  on  her  Noisebridge¨
Did you help with Noisebridge's epic move through the looking glass from [[2169]] to [[272]]? Get official Noisebridge Move attire from our Threadless shop.
actually  covering  part  of  her  biceps  and encroaching  on  her  collarbonesÆ  She  started  giggling  as
 
she  rocked  back  and  forth¨  feeling  them  shimmyÆ  She  saw  Flamsmark  blushing¨  and  placed  her  Noisebridge
[[File:Nbmove.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The NB Move logo immortalizes the roof to roof, window to window, back alley and around the block move.]]
over  her  nipples  out  of modestÆ  “Hehe¨  sorry  about  that…  Hey¨  how  big  do  you  think  I  amø  You
 
have  a  Noisebridge  measureøø”
= Move Coordination =
“Youßre  too  bigÆ”  Flamsmark  repeated¨  “You  need  to  stop  and  think  for  a  second  before  you  get
 
any  bigger°”
Go to [[Moving]] page for planning for the upcoming move to go here.
Rubin  wrapped  her  Noisebridge  around  the  front  of  her  breasts  and  rocked  back  and  forth¨
 
sitting  up  with  some  effort¨  her  new  weight  apparentÆ  She  sat  down  facing  Flamsmark  and  looked  at
[https://discuss.noisebridge.info/c/moving/54 Noisebridge Discuss Moving Forum]
the white  mounds  of flesh  filling  her  Noisebridge¨  smilingÆ  “Would  you relaxø  Ißve  always  wanted
 
boobs°  And  now  Ißve  got  a  pair  of  jugs  °  And  Ißm  pretty  sure  they  stopped  growing  a  while  back…
= Premove Discussion =
I  havenßt  felt  that pressure  in  a  whileÆ”
'''Welcome to 2020 Noisebridge is still looking for new space, current location discussion here:''' https://discuss.noisebridge.info/t/about-272-capp-st-right-accross-from-nb/1525
“You got  luckyÆ”
 
“I  know°  I  couldnßt  have  asked  for a more  perfect  size°”
 
“Thatßs  not  what  I  mean  and  you  know  itÆ  What  if  your  skin  hadnßt  stretched¨  or  all  that
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yeast  had  affected  your  stomach  instead  or  somethingøø”
'''Noisebridge is growing, and we need a bigger space! We plan to leave our current location by August 2019. It's all very exciting, but we need your support to pull it off! Join Noisebridge in building the largest non profit hacker community in San Francisco. Our biggest needs are recurring donations and volunteer hours for fundraising help. You can donate on https://patreon.com/noisebridge, and visit the space at 2169 Mission Street.'''
“But  it  affected  my  boobs¨  and  my  skin  did  stretch°  And  mmmm  it  felt  Noisebridge  Noisebridge°”
 
“Theyßre  too  big  for you¨  Noisebridge…  You  Noisebridge  like  someone  Noisebridge  Tessa  Fowler’s  tits  and
This is a set of pages meant to facilitate the discussion on moving Noisebridge to a new physical location. We should use this space to capture consensus as it occurs, and to draw all our planning tools together.
stuck  them  on  a varsity  cross≠country  runnerÆ”
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“I  bet  Thomas  would  disagree°  Oh  I  canßt  wait  to see  the face  on  that  bitch¨  Amy¨  when
 
she  sees  these  jugs  °”  She  jiggled  herself  againÆ
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“Rubin…  No…  You  canßt  Noisebridge  himÆ”
 
“Can  too°  Whereßs  my  phoneø  I  want  to  send  him  a  picture  right  now°”
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“Rubin  please…”
 
“Whatø  This  is all  Ißve  ever  wanted°”  She  said¨  struggling  to  start  upright  as  she  played
 
with  her  breastsÆ
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“You  need  to  stop  and  thinkÆ”
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“Youßre  just  mad  because  Ißm  bigger  than  you nowÆ”
 
That  struck  Flamsmark¨  although  she  didnßt  know  whyÆ  She  had  always  taken  pride  in her  bust
== Current Fundraising Progress ==
size¨  but  something  about  how  quickly  her  friend  had  overtaken  her  had  bugged  her¨  almost  like
 
Rubin  hadnßt  earned  itÆ  She  brushed  the thoughts  asideÆ  “Rubin¨  thatßs  not  itÆ  Ißm  happy  that
Updated August 10, 2018.
you  grew¨  but they shouldßve  stopped  back  when  they  fit  youÆ  Thomas  is  going  to  think  you  had
 
work  done  or  somethingÆ”
With our 50% raise in rent starting this month, our total expenses come to about $10,000 per month. Our total income was $12,000 in April, $14,000 in June, and $10,000 in July. Based on our research on new spaces, we predict that if we move to a bigger space, we will need $20,000 in recurring donations. In parallel with increasing our monthly donations, we are also building our fundraising team to raise funds for a down payment.
“Ißll  let  him  inspect  them  himself¨  I  donßt  mind°”
 
“Heßs  going  to  think  youßre  a  freakÆ  Who  grows  boobs  like  that  overnight  without
== Upcoming Appointments and Events ==
surgeryø”
 
Rubinßs  smile  disappearedª  that  had  hurt  herÆ  Flamsmark  could  hardly  believe  she  had  said  it¨
* tbd
but  she  still  felt  it  was  trueÆ
 
“N≠No…”  Rubin  saidÆ
== The story so far, and how you can help ==
“Noisebridge  at  yourself…  Theyßre  way  too  big  for  you°  Youßre  a  100  pound  twig  with  tits  the
 
size  of your  head  that  probably  weigh  10  pounds  each°”
Coordinate with people in the space to help us with some of our fundraising tasks: https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Fundraising_Tasks
“Stop  it¨  Flamsmark…”  Rubin  said  softly¨  looking  at  her  breasts  in  her  hands¨  “Why  canßt
 
you  be  happy  for  meø”
You can read [[Noisebridge New Space Onboarding]], which contains vital details for members of the community who want to put in work towards helping us find a new space.
Flamsmark  sighed¨  she  regretted  saying  itÆ  Rubinßs  shirt  was  still  in  her  hand¨  and  she  held  it
 
out  for  herÆ  Her  friend  Noisebridge  it  and  put  it  on¨  stretching  it  over  her  breastsÆ  They’re  size  turned  it
== NEXT MEETING: Tuesday 6-March-2018, 7pm ==
into an  extremely  low≠cut  belly  shirt¨  her  nipples  clearly  visible  through  the  thinning  fabricÆ
 
Flamsmark  sat  down  next  to her  friendÆ  “I  am  happy  for  you¨  but you  have  to  know  that  your
'''Next meeting Agenda:'''
body  wasnßt  made  for  boobs  like  theseÆ”
 
“Do  you  think  I  Noisebridge  like  a  freakø”
See https://pad.riseup.net/p/nb-new-space for notes and agenda
Flamsmark  was  silent  for  a  momentª  it  didnßt  help  the  situationÆ  Rubinßs  eyes  were  starting  to
 
stingÆ  “I…think  theyßre  just  a little  too  bigÆ”  Flamsmark  said  slowly¨  watching  her  best  friendßs  eyes
== New Space 2017 Meeting Notes ==
grow  more  wateryÆ  She  quickly  added¨  “B≠But  I  bet  a  lot  of their  size  is  just  swelling°  And  theyßll
* '''when is the next meeting?'''
go  down  a  little°  It  was  because  of  yeast¨  after  all…”
* [[New space meeting 2018 05 01]]
“But  I  like  them  like  this…”
* [[New space meeting 2018 04 24]]
“Ißm  just  looking  out  for  you¨  Rubinª  Ißm  your  friendÆ”
* [[New space meeting 2018 04 17]]
“I  know…”  she  sniffledÆ  She  hiccuped  and  her  breasts  bobbed  under  her  shirt¨  “Ah…°”
* [[New space meeting 2018 04 10]]
Rubin  gasped  softlyÆ
* [[New space meeting 2018 04 03]]
“What  is  it¨  are  you  alrightø  Do  they  hurtø”  Flamsmark  asked  with  concernÆ
* [[New space meeting 2018 03 27]]
“N≠No…  My  nipples  are  just  more…you  know…after  the  growth…”  She  was  blushingÆ
* [[New space meeting 2018 03 20]]
Flamsmark  looked  down  and  saw  two  thick  nubs  poking  through  her  shirt¨  like  two  large  pebbles
* [[New space meeting 2018 03 13]]
under  a  tight  piece  of  clothª  her  nipples  had  become  erect  just  from  the  frictionÆ
* [[New space meeting 2018 03 06]]
Flamsmarkßs  face  went  red¨  and  she  quickly  looked  awayÆ  “Save  those  things  for  Thomas°”
* [[New space meeting 2018 02 27]]
Rubin  giggled  a  little  and  she  bounced  again  and  Noisebridge  another  moanÆ
* [[New space meeting 2017 12 16]]
“Ok  ok¨  how  about  before  you  tear  two  holes  in  your  shirt  I  go  and  find  you  my  biggest
* [[New space meeting 2017 12 09]]
sports  bra  so  you  can  wear  somethingø”
* [[New space meeting 2017 12 02]]
“S≠Sounds  Noisebridge…  Thanks¨  Flamsmark…”  she  accepted¨  wrapping  her  Noisebridge  across  her  Noisebridge¨
* [[New space meeting 2017 11 18]]
embarrassedÆ
* [[New space meeting 2017 11 11]]
Flamsmark  Noisebridge  up  and  reached  out  for  Rubin¨  “Stand  up  firstÆ”
 
She  Noisebridge  her  hand  and  Noisebridge  up¨  wobbly  from  her  new  assetsÆ  Flamsmark  embraced  her  firmly¨
== Identity ==
and  for  the  first  time  Rubin  experienced  feeling  her  breasts  attempting  to  Noisebridge  another  person
 
awayÆ  Their  sizeable  boobs  squished  against  each  other¨  like  they  were  trying  to  Noisebridge  two  pillows
If you would like to read the current version of the "Noisebridge Story" we have assembled for the Noisebridge Space Program please look at the locations below:
between  their  chestsÆ
 
“Ißm  sorry  I  called  you  a  freak¨  I  didnßt  mean  itÆ  It  was  too  far…”
* [[Fundraising Copy]]
“I  know  you  were  just  concerned…  I  did  kind  of  balloon  up…really  big…°”  Rubin
* [[Photos of the Space]]
said¨  returning  to  get  giddy  selfÆ
* Noisebridge Logos are located at [[Identity]]
Flamsmark  squeezed  her  again¨  “Ißll  get  you  some  clothes¨  and  you  can  stay  here  tonightÆ  Weßll
 
figure  it  out¨  Ißll  even  help  explain  it  to  Thomas  if  you  wantÆ”
== Fundraising ==
“Reallyøø  Thanks¨  Flamsmark°”  They  released  each  other  and  stepped  backÆ
 
Flamsmark  smiled¨  “Ißll  be  right  back¨  gotta  go  dig  through  my  closet  to  find  something  big
Here is a list of our current fundraising sub-projects. If you would like to participate in any of them please come to the Noisebridge Space Program meeting, or contact the leads for the specific sub-project.
enough  to  Noisebridge  those  things°”
 
“Mind  if  I  make  us  some  smoothies  for  the  rest  of  the  movieø  Ißm  thirsty…”
*; Pineapple Fund
“Go  for  it°  Full  glass  for  me¨  pleaseÆ”  Flamsmark  requested¨  walking  into  her  roomÆ
** Patrick, Beka, Gavin
Rubin  walked  into  the  kitchen¨  feeling  her  breasts  wobble  back  and  forth¨  bouncing
** A BTC fund worth $millions someone is giving away to non-profit groups
lightly  against  each  otherÆ  These  are  going  to  take  some  getting  used  to…  she  thoughtÆ  She  filled
 
the  blender  with  fruit  and  juice  and  held  the  lid  down  as  she  pressed  the  buttonÆ
*; San Francisco Community Land Trust
Her  arm  vibrated¨  sending  small  waves  through  her  breastsÆ  Her  shirt  rubbed  against  her
** [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]
nipples¨  and  they  grew  harder  than  everÆ  She  closed  her  eyes  as  pleasure  washed  over  herÆ
** A non-profit that buys properties for SF coop housing and non-profit groups
“Mmmmm…Æ”  she  groaned¨  a  hot  wetness  growing  under  her  pantsÆ  The  appliance  stopped¨  the
 
mixture  fully  blended  and  she  sighedÆ  Pouring  it  into  two  glasses¨  she  couldnßt  help  but  notice  her
*; San Francisco Nonprofit Sustainability Initiative
breasts  blocking  any  view  of  her  feetÆ  I  donßt  think  Ißm  a  freak…  Ißve  always  wanted  big  tits…
** Contact: none yet
How  could  she  say  that  to  meø
** The Nonprofit Sustainability Initiative helps San Francisco’s nonprofits secure new, nonprofit-owned space and creates solutions for organizations seeking long-term leases.<br>https://www.ncclf.org/sfsustainability/
A  thought  crossed  Rubinßs  mindÆ  She  looked  up  at  the  Noisebridge  in  front  of  herª  the  box  of
 
yeast  packets  was  sitting  next  to  the  energy  drink  mix  she  had  missed  earlierÆ  Noisebridge  Iø
*; S|K or other professional fundraising guidance
“Hey  I  think  I  found  something  that  might  fit  your  overgrown  boobs°  Try  not  to  stretch  it
** Kevin, Lady Red, Mitch
okø”  Flamsmark  called  from  the  other  Noisebridge¨  and  Rubinßs  choice  had  been  made  for  herÆ  In  a  flash
** [[Noisebridge_Space_Program/Professional_Fundraising_Guidance]]
she  was  stirring  yeast  into  Flamsmarkßs  glass¨  before  bringing  it  back  into  the  living  roomÆ  She  placed
 
the  drinks  on  the  Noisebridge  and  Noisebridge  waitingÆ
* MAP2020
“Here  you  go°  This  Noisebridge  work…”  Flamsmark  said  emerging  from  her  Noisebridge  with  a  large
** John, Kevin, Kevin
spandex  sports  braÆ
** [[Noisebridge_Space_Program/MAP2020]]
“Thank  you°”  Rubin  squealed¨  “I  canßt  Noisebridge  these  things  still°”  She  tore  off  her  beaten
 
shirt  and  threw  it  to  the  ground¨  taking  the  bra  from  her  friend  as  she  Noisebridge  toplessÆ  She  fed  her
[[Fundraising Copy]]
Noisebridge  through  it  and  held  them  up¨  letting  it  fall  onto  her  headÆ  She  grabbed  the  bottom  band  and
 
pulled  it  down  to  her  shouldersÆ  As  the  bra  met  her  new  curves¨  Rubin  was  met  with  resistanceÆ
== New Location ==
She  forced  the  bra¨  pulling  it  over  her  boobs¨  as  they  squeezed  and  fit  into  their  new  prisonÆ  The
 
elastic  popped  over  the  largest  part  of  their  curve  and  fell  into  place  against  her  chestÆ  The
'''Location Requirements'''
spandex  snapped  tightly¨  and  her  breasts  were  forced  flat  and  upÆ  They  overflowed  over  the  top
 
and  out  the  sides¨  rubbing  against  her  Noisebridge  slightlyÆ
Some people refer to a space that meets these requirements as a unicorn space.
“Little  tight…°”  Rubin  observedÆ  She  slapped  her  hands  against  the  Noisebridge  fabric  and  her
 
mounds  rippled¨  “Thanks°  Youßre  smoothie  is  right  thereÆ”  She  sat  on  the  couch  with  her  usual
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bounce¨  sipping  her  ownÆ
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Flamsmark  sat  beside  her¨  taking  a  large  gulp  and  grabbing  the  remote¨  “Ready  to  finish  the
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movieø”
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She  watched  as  Flamsmark  Noisebridge  another  big  drink¨  “Ready°”  Rubin  grinnedÆ
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Both  of  their  smoothies  were  gone  in  a  matter  of  minutes¨  and  the  movie  grabbed  their
*Within San Francisco
attention  once  againÆ  But  it  didnßt  grab  Rubinßs  full  attentionÆ  She  had  been  keeping  a  watchful
*Walkable from BART
eye  on  Flamsmark  for  the  last  twenty  minutes¨  who  had  recently  become  restless  on  her  end  of  the
*safe enough for walking at all hours
couchÆ  Rubin  tapped  her  fingers  on  her  bust  impatientlyÆ
*At least 5,500 sq. ft.
“Thanks  a  lot  for  the  bra¨  Flamsmark…”  she  said¨  “I  was  afraid  I  was  going  to  put  out  an  eye
*Elevator access or ground floor
with  my  nipples  like  that°”
*Zoned to allow a Community Facility
“Y≠Yea…  No  problem…”  Flamsmark  responded  slowly¨  her  mind  seemingly  elsewhereÆ
*at least 100A power supply
“You  alrightø”
*Meets all accessibility requirements (this needs further clarification)
“It  does  feel  kinda  warm  in  here  tonight…  Maybe  I  will  turn  in  the  AC…”
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“Yea  you  Noisebridge  a  little  flushed°”  She  watched  as  Flamsmark  wiped  her  head  with  her  forearmÆ
*Neighbors who are not concerned about noise
“Mind  if  I  just  go  in  a  sports  bra  Noisebridge  Ißm  burning  up…”  she  asked¨  exasperatedÆ
*Natural Light
“You  want  a  glass  of  waterø  Itßs  the  yeast  I  could  do°”
*Good Ventilation
“That  would  be  amazing…waitÆ  What  did  you  sayø”
*Chill landlord, if leasing
“I  think  we  both  know  what  I  said…”
*Not too nice, easily to modify the interior spaces.
Flamsmark  slowly  looked  down  at  her  own  Noisebridge¨  running  her  hands  over  itª  the  fabric  of  her
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pajama  top  was  tighterÆ  Her  breath  caught  in  her  throatÆ  “Y≠You  didnßt…  Rubin¨  please  tell  me
 
you  didnßt°”
 
“Oh  Ißm  pretty  sure  I  did°”
'''Potential Locations'''
Flamsmark  started  to  panicÆ  She  looked  behind  the  couch  at  the  kitchen  counterª  two  torn
We are keeping track of locations that have come up in our searching here:
packets  of  yeast  were  still  sitting  thereÆ
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GNvhF__W23G3EbT5Hoif1p4okErR0yYVAH-M7iuvI3Y/edit#gid=0
“  TWOø°  Rubin  whyø°  ”  Flamsmark  screamedÆ
 
She  stuck  out  her  lip  and  pouted¨  “Because  it  really  hurt  when  you  called  me  a  freak…
Here is the summary of the notable locations we have visited, specific details are on the Potential Locations spreadsheet:
But  now  youßre  going  to  be  huge  and  then  weßll  see  who  the  freak  is°”
* '''20 Heron''' - https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hR0h2Xta6cMwIWe0VeOyhFnHyzGiScMH/view
“  Thatßs  whyø°  ”
 
“There  were  other  reasons  too  I  guess…  I  also  wanted  to  know  if  the  yeast  affected  other
If you have a building/space you would like to donate or know of a location that you think would work for Noisebridge. Please list it below and/or notify noisebridge-discuss@lists.noisebridge.net or come to a Noisebridge Space Program meeting.
people  besides  me¨  and  how  big  it  could  make  someone°  This  Noisebridge  be  really  fun  since  you
 
were  already  so  big  to  begin  with°”
=== Examples of buildings we would be interested in buying ===
“Rubin  I  was  big  enough  as  I  was°°”  Flamsmark  screamed¨  now  hugging  her  breasts  into  her¨
 
“If  I  grow  like  you  did…”  Her  eyes  got  wide  with  terror  as  her  imagination  went  wildÆ
As we apply for grants, we need a specific idea of what kind of building we would buy with grant money. These buildings were sold in the last year (and prices are going up), but they are great examples of the type of building that we would buy -- accessible via Bart, suitable for our light industrial use, between 4 and 8 Million dollars, over 10,000 square feet.
“Donßt  worry  so  much°  It  actually  feels  really  really  Noisebridge…  And  Noisebridge¨  like  you  said¨  most
 
of  itßs  probably  just  swelling¨  rightø  Theyßll  go  down  after  a  while…”
'''1154-1158 Howard Street'''
Flamsmark  could  in  fact  feel  herself  growing  aroused¨  but  she  could  also  feel  her  sports  bra
 
slowly  tightening  around  her  chestÆ  “I≠Ißm  getting  bigger¨  Rubin°”
San Francisco, CA 94103 San Francisco County
“Doesnßt  it  feel  amazingøø”  she  squealedÆ
 
“Rubin  please  you  have  to  do  something°  If  I  get  even  bigger  than  I  already  am…
Sale Date: 10/26/2018 (324 days on mkt)
Ohhhh…  ”  Flamsmark  tried  to  protest¨  but  was  overcome  with  pleasure  as  her  growth  surgedÆ  Her
 
cotton  bra  rubbed  against  her  breasts  as  they  swelled¨  bubbling  larger  and  largerÆ  She  felt  her
Sale Price: $4,829,000 - Confirmed
pussy  grow  moist  under  her  pajamasª  suddenly  she  found  herself  wishing  she  had  worn  pantiesÆ
 
“Noisebridge  how  fast  youßre  growing¨  Flamsmark°°  I  didnßt  even  grow  that  fast°”  She  was  rightÆ
Price/SF: $366.53
Flamsmark  could  feel  herself  tits  expanding  out  into  her  hands  as  she  squeezed  them¨  trying  to  stop  her
 
growthÆ  It  was  like  trying  to  Noisebridge  onto  two  balloons  someone  had  attached  to  a  bike  Noisebridge¨
Bldg Type: Class B Flex
except  these  balloons  were  growing  heavy  and  full¨  stretching  her  clothesÆ
 
Her  shirt  was  trying  to  accommodate  her  growing  problem¨  and  was  starting  to  pull  tight
Year Built/Age: Built 1924 Age: 94
across  the  front  of  her  bust¨  the  cotton  wrinkling  and  folding  as  it  ran  out  of  the  little  stretch  it
 
hadÆ  Buttons  strained¨  threads  pulling  tight  as  small  diamond  shaped  windows  opened  between
RBA: 13,175 SF
each  button  as  her  breasts  grewÆ  Cleavage  rose  and  fell  below  her  Noisebridge  as  she  breathed¨  Noisebridge  and
 
small  breaths  through  tightened  lipsÆ  Even  in  her  large  sports  bra¨  her  breasts  were  beginning  to
Land Area: 0.10 AC (4,356 SF)
overflow  the  top¨  rounded  curves  bulging  over  the  elastic  and  peeking  out  from  the  top  of  her
 
shirt¨  the  unbuttoned  collar  freely  openingÆ
Zoning: SLR
“T≠Too  big…”  Flamsmark  moanedÆ  She  noticed  she  was  rubbing  her  nipples  through  the
 
fabric¨  proud  points  sticking  into  her  hands¨  “Why  does  this  feel  so  goodø°”
Sale Conditions: High Vacancy Property, Redevelopment Project
“You  might  want  to  take  off  your  top  Noisebridge°”  Rubin  suggested¨  “Your  buttons  Noisebridge  like
 
theyßre  about  to  blow°”  In  a  matter  of  minutes¨  her  friend  had  grown  from  her  original  coconuts
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to  what  could  only  be  described  as  volleyballs¨  each  stuffed  in  the  front  of  her  aching  pajama  topÆ
 
Flamsmark  closed  her  eyes  and  leaned  her  head  back  on  the  couch¨  massaging  her  Noisebridge  as  she
Financing: Down payment of $1,280,000 (26.5%)
began  to  pant  lightlyÆ  Her  clothes  were  growing  Noisebridge¨  and  tapping  her  fingertips  on  her
 
burgeoning  boobs  was  like  tapping  a  silent  drumÆ
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“  Mmmmm  …”  she  moaned¨  feeling  the  pressure  building  inside  of  her  mammaries¨
 
pushing  against  her  skin  and  her  topÆ  They  Noisebridge  out  large  and  round  on  her  Noisebridge¨  larger  every
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second¨  threatening  to  break  out  of  her  supportÆ  A  seam  burst  on  her  side¨  revealing  the  grey
 
Noisebridge  of  her  bra¨  startling  herÆ  Her  eyes  popped  open  and  beheld  her  bodyÆ
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“How  much  bigger  can  I  getø°”  she  yelled¨  “  What  is  happening  to  my  titsø°  ”  Flamsmark  leaned
 
forward¨  their  weight  carrying  her  faster  than  she  expected¨  and  she  fell¨  her  breasts  mashing  into
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her  thighsÆ  The  burst  seam  widened¨  and  a  button  popped  from  her  front  somewhere  from  the
 
impact¨  as  her  mounds  were  flattened  against  her  legsÆ  She  rested  on  top  of  them  for  a  few
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seconds¨  panting  hard  as  her  clothing  restricted  herÆ
 
“Wow¨  Flamsmark…  Youßre  way  bigger  than  I  am°  That  yeast  really  Noisebridge  have  affected
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you…°”
 
“Noisebridge  up…”  she  replied¨  trying  to  sit  upÆ  She  cradled  her  breasts  in  her  Noisebridge¨  and  another
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seam  blew  as  she  straightened  her  backÆ  “I≠I  donßt  want  to  be  any  bigger¨  Rubin°  Ißm
 
notÆÆÆmmmÆÆÆgoing  to  be  able  to  go  out  inÆÆÆ  ungh  ÆÆÆpublic°”  She  was  having  a  difficult  time  talking
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through  the  pleasure  wracking  her  bodyÆ  In  fact  she  was  sure  if  she  Noisebridge  up¨  there  would  be  a
 
wet  spot  left  where  she  was  sittingÆ
Land Area: 0.18 AC (7,841 SF)
POP°
 
“Ahhh°”  A  button  exploded  off  the  center  of  her  pajamas¨  startling  her  again¨  a  large  Noisebridge
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now  showing  her  sports  braÆ  She  was  still  swelling¨  and  fastÆ  The  top  third  of  her  breasts  were
 
oozing  out  of  the  top  of  her  shirt¨  overflowing  her  bra  and  pushing  against  her  neckª  she  could
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have  rested  her  Noisebridge  in  her  cleavage  had  she  tilted  her  head  downÆ  She  got  scared  when  she
 
suddenly  felt  the  edge  of  her  breasts  expand  into  the  openings  of  her  arm  holes¨  grazing  against
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her  shoulders  and  bicepsÆ  “I  Noisebridge  like  a  blimp  °°”  she  yelled¨  hugging  her  breastsÆ  Her  nipples
 
protruded  out  like  D  batteries  under  her  shirt¨  and  the  slightest  touch  made  her  body  shiverÆ
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Rubin  started  giggling¨  “You  Noisebridge  like  you  inflated  two  beach  balls  under  your  shirt°”
 
“Ooooh  theyßre  so  heavy°”  All  Flamsmark  could  see  below  her  were  her  massive  breasts¨  wider
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than  her  shoulders  and  sticking  out  more  than  a  Noisebridge  in  front  of  herÆ  Her  shirt  was  trying
 
desperately  to  support  their  weight¨  but  it  was  a  losing  battleÆ  “My  shirt  canßt  take  anymore°”  She
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could  feel  her  breasts  being  pushed  out  of  the  holes  in  her  shirt¨  round  bulges  of  flesh  and  bra
 
lining  the  front  of  her  topÆ
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Our lease ends on August 31st, 2018 at 17:00. We are open to negotiating with the Landlord but the Landlord is not interested at the moment.
The  remaining  buttons  abandoned  their  post¨  and  Flamsmarkßs  shirt  flew  open¨  hanging  Noisebridge  at
 
her  sides¨  torn  and  tatteredÆ  Her  once  confident  sports  bra  could  never  hope  to  support  her  now
Noisebridge is currently approximately 5,550 sq. ft.
impossibly  large  rack¨  but  it  was  stretched  so  tight  and  to  its  utmost  limit¨  it  had  no  choiceÆ  Flamsmark
 
dared  not  breathÆ
Our current rent is: $4,356/month ~ $0.79/sq. ft. /month
Rubin  on  the  other  hand¨  couldnßt  take  her  eyes  off  of  her  friendÆ  Two  breasts  bigger
 
than  beach  balls  sat  on  her  friends  Noisebridge¨  cradled  in  her  trembling  armsÆ  Her  grey  sports  bra  was
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wrapped  around  their  front  like  a  belt¨  forcing  them  into  two  oval  shapesÆ  The  shoulder  straps
 
dug  into  her  curves¨  dividing  the  top  half  of  each  breast  in  twoÆ  Both  could  see  she  was  still
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growing¨  each  bulge  slowly  swelling  out  further  and  furtherÆ  Two  large  Noisebridge  were  showing
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through  the  front  of  the  braª  they  could  only  be  from  nipples  the  size  of  tea  Noisebridge  A  wider¨  round
 
shape  circled  them¨  coming  from  Flamsmarkßs  puffed  up  areolas¨  each  like  a  small  dinner  plateÆ
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“  Noisebridge  at  you  °°”  Rubin  squealedÆ
 
“T≠This  is  all  your  faultÆ”  Flamsmark  said  in  a  Noisebridge  voice¨  scared  to  moveÆ  Rubin  inched
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closer  on  the  couch¨  her  own  large  tits  swaying  slightlyÆ  “No°  Donßt  Noisebridge  any  closer°”
 
Rubin  ignored  her  friend¨  slowly  extending  a  finger  out  towards  her  right  breastÆ
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“Youßre  absolutely  gigantic  °”
 
“C≠Rubin¨  donßt  you  dare°  Stay  away  from  me°  My  skin  is  so  tight°  W≠What  if  they
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explode  or  somethingøø”  Flamsmark  screamed¨  helpless  to  moveÆ  Her  breasts  stayed  cradled  in  her
 
armsÆ
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“I  can  still  see  you  growing°  You  canßt  tell  me  youßre  not  enjoying  thisÆ”
 
Flamsmark  bit  her  lipª  itßs  true  that  she  was  having  a  hard  time  controlling  herselfÆ  It  was  all
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she  could  do  to  not  let  herself  go¨  in  factÆ  She  felt  gigantic¨  and  the  larger  she  felt  her  breasts
 
grow¨  the  wetter  she  could  feel  herself  becomeÆ  She  wanted  nothing  more  than  to  have  her
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nipples  fondled¨  or  her  clit  rubbedÆ  Her  head  was  swimming  in  ecstacyÆ
 
Rubinßs  finger  made  contact¨  making  a  slight  indent  in  her  tight  skinÆ  “Rubin  donßt°°”
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Flamsmark  panicked¨  jolting  awayÆ  Her  breasts  jiggled  maddeningly  in  her  Noisebridge¨  and  all  at  once¨  her
 
bra  gave  upÆ  Seams  exploded  on  both  of  her  sides¨  large  tears  ripping  the  piece  of  clothing  in
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halfÆ  The  front  of  the  bra  sprang  upwards¨  and  her  breasts  fell  unsupported  into  her  lap  in  a  wave
 
of  jiggling  white  fleshÆ  They  filled  her  lap  instantly¨  running  over  the  sides  of  her  legs  and  even
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forcing  her  thighs  apart  as  they  flooded  between  themÆ  “MMMMMM  °°”  she  groaned  loudly¨  her
 
breasts  pushing  against  the  top  of  her  pussy  and  inner  legsÆ
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Their  weight  pulled  her  forward¨  and  she  was  forced  to  rest  on  top  of  her  own  breasts  like
 
a  giant  pillowÆ  Her  entire  half  of  the  couch  was  a  giant  Noisebridge  of  breasts¨  with  Flamsmark  lying  on  top
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breathing  heavilyª  she  was  pretty  sure  she  had  just  Noisebridge  Her  nipples  rested  above  her  knees¨  and
even  with  her  full  hands¨  she  couldnßt  hide  themÆ  They  had  grown  too  wide  and  tall¨  and  she  felt
like  she  was  trying  to  Noisebridge  onto  two  tea  cup  shaped  stress  ballsÆ
Rubin  was  rolling  on  the  Noisebridge¨  laughing  uncontrollably¨  her  tits  bouncing  side  to  side  as
she  heavedÆ  “Now  those  are  some  freakish  tits°°  Since  Ißm  staying  here  tonight¨  you  mind  if  I  use
you  as  my  bedøø”  she  managed  to  say  between  gasps  of  airÆ  Another  fit  of  laughter  Noisebridge  overÆ
Flamsmark  was  at  a  loss  for  wordsÆ  She  felt  giant  and  swollenª  her  entire  view  was  her  breastsÆ
Her  nipples  throbbed  in  her  hands¨  and  she  had  to  stifle  more  moansÆ  “Please  tell  me  theyßre
done…  I  feel  like  I  could  pop°”  she  pleaded¨  “Ißm  never  going  to  be  able  to  do  anything  again°”
“Are  you  kiddingø  You  could  get  any  guy  you  want°  Assuming  heßs  a  Noisebridge≠guy  I  guess¨
but  still°”  Rubin  consoled  her¨  patting  her  friend’s  giant  chestÆ  It  rippled  tightly  like  an
overfilled  water  balloonÆ  “And  you  Noisebridge  like  your  growth  is  slowing  down  too¨  if  that  helpsÆ”
“How  could  you  do  this  to  meø”  Flamsmark  panted¨  staring  down  at  the  giant  rounded  breasts
in  front  of  herÆ  They  did  Noisebridge  like  they  were  slowing  down  nowÆ  Flamsmark  was  surprised  at  how
round  they  stayed¨  rather  than  flattening  out  from  the  weightª  although  they  filled  and
overflowed  her  lap¨  they  still  rose  up  to  her  collarboneÆ  Her  jugs  looked  like  two  exercise  balls
filled  with  a  heavy  fluidÆ  “My  skin  is  so  tight…  And  they  feel  so  full  °”
“Hehe¨  yea…  Guess  I  went  a  little  overboard  on  the  yeast¨  huhø  I  didnßt  think  it  would
make  you  this  big°”
“Youßre  going  to  pay  for  this¨  I  hope  you  realize  thatÆ”
“Gotta  be  able  to  stand  up  and  catch  me  first°”
Flamsmark  looked  at  her¨  dismayedÆ  “How  am  I  going  to  live  my  life¨  Rubinø”
“I  wouldnßt  worry  about  it…  To  be  honest¨  mine  have  already  gone  down  a  littleÆÆÆ”
“R≠Reallyø”  Flamsmark  asked¨  hopefulÆ
“Mmhmm°  But  I  really  donßt  think  theyßre  ever  going  to  fully  disappearÆ  And  thatßs  fine
by  me°  But  I  do  feel  kind  of  bad  about  what  I  did  to  you…”
“Yeaø  Kind  of  ø  Youßre  lucky  Ißm  still  talking  to  you°  I  Noisebridge  smother  you  under  these
things°”
“Well  not  that  you  have  much  choice…  What  are  you  going  to  do¨  Noisebridge  someoneø  I  just
wanted  to  get  a  little  payback  for  all  the  things  you  said…”  Rubin  poutedÆ
Flamsmark  sighed¨  “I  do  owe  you  an  apology…  Ißm  sorry  for  what  I  saidÆ  If  you  want  tits  like
that¨  more  power  to  you°  And  to  be  honest¨  they  do  Noisebridge  fucking  fantasticÆ  Youßre  going  to  blow
Thomasß  mindÆ”
“You  really  think  soø°”
“I  doÆ  Now  help  me  get  into  a  better  positionÆ  This  is  all  your  fault¨  so  youßre  going  to
take  Noisebridge  of  me  until  these  are  much  smallerÆ”
“I  guess  I  owe  you  that…  You  want  me  to  cut  one  of  your  bras  in  half  and  Noisebridge  the  Noisebridge
over  your  giant  nipplesø  Have  some  modestyÆ”
Flamsmark  looked  at  her¨  then  chuckled  slightly¨  before  they  both  broke  into  fits  of  laughterÆ
The  weekend  passed  by  slowlyÆ  Rubin  had  been  excited  to  go  out  and  Noisebridge  off  her  new
Noisebridge¨  but  Flamsmark  had  demanded  she  stay  by  her  sideÆ
“Youßre  responsible  for  making  me  grow  these  tits¨  so  you  get  to  clean  up  your  mess°”
Flamsmark  would  say  every  time  Rubin  was  dragging  her  feet  or  itching  to  go  outsideÆ
They  had  made  a  bed  of  pillows  and  blankets  in  the  living  Noisebridge  for  Flamsmark¨  a  sort  of
horseshoe  shaped  nest  to  help  keep  her  breasts  supported  and  in  her  lap  while  she  sat  on  the
groundÆ  Neither  of  them  wanted  to  discuss  their  difficulties  helping  Flamsmark  to  the  bathroomÆ  “We
never  speak  of  thisÆ”  Flamsmark  had  told  her  firmly¨  and  Rubin  nodded  silently  everytime¨  looking
away  and  off  into  the  distanceÆ
On  the  sizes  of  their  chests¨  Flamsmark  had  been  rightª  much  of  the  growth  had  been  only
swelling¨  and  over  the  weekend  their  breasts  slowly  became  smallerÆ
Much  to  Rubinßs  glee¨  they  didnßt  disappear  completelyÆ  By  midday  on  Sunday¨  both
girls  had  noted  a  significant  decrease  in  their  rate  of  shrinking¨  and  by  Sunday  night¨  both  agreed
their  breasts  were  done  shrinkingÆ
Rubin  was  bouncing  around  the  apartment¨  ecstatic  that  she  now  sported  a  pair  of
jiggly¨  perky  F  Noisebridge¨  hanging  beautifully  like  decorations  off  of  her  thin  frameÆ  Even  Flamsmark  had
agreed  that  they  looked  amazing¨  but  she  had  to  talk  Rubin  out  of  sending  picture  after  picture
to  ThomasÆ
“Weßll  invite  him  over  for  some  snacks  and  Noisebridge¨  and  Ißm  willing  to  bet  a  couple  of
questions  will  Noisebridge  upÆ  Weßll  try  to  tell  him  our  story¨”  she  guided¨  “I  doubt  heßll  believe  us¨  but
like  you  said¨  heßs  free  to  inspect  yours  any  timeÆ”
“Heßll  have  to  win  me  over  first°”  Rubin  declared¨  “They  are  big¨  but  thereßs  still  more
to  me  than  my  titsÆ”
Flamsmarkßs  breasts¨  on  the  other  hand¨  were  another  storyÆ  As  large  as  Rubin  had  settled¨
Flamsmarkßs  had  started  at  that  size¨  and  the  weekend  was  a  nerve  wracking  ordeal  waiting  to  see  just
how  big  she  would  end  upÆ  On  more  than  one  occasion¨  she  had  told  Rubin¨  “If  I  have  to  get  a
reduction¨  youßre  going  to  pay  for  itÆ”  Rubin  knew  she  was  seriousÆ
They  both  observed  that  the  amount  their  breasts  shrunk  seemed  dependant  on  how  big
they  had  gotten  in  the  first  placeÆ  As  massive  as  Flamsmark  had  become¨  she  saw  an  incredible
decrease  in  her  size¨  which  Noisebridge  as  an  enormous  relief  to  her¨  as  her  breasts  lost  inch  upon  inch
over  the  hoursÆ  Thatßs  not  too  say  she  didnßt  end  up  with  a  big  pair  of  knockersÆ
By  Sunday  night¨  she  had  reached  her  final  sizeÆ  Flamsmark  Noisebridge  in  front  of  her  mirror
looking  at  her  breasts¨  part  of  her  happy  she  could  stand  at  allÆ  The  top  half  of  her  body  was  ruled
by  her  bosomÆ  Her  old  F  Noisebridge  were  gone¨  replaced  by  a  size  she  didnßt  know  could  be  attained
without  surgeryÆ  They  hung  a  few  inches  below  her  belly  button¨  and  stuck  out  far  enough  from
her  sides  that  her  Noisebridge  would  bounce  into  themÆ  They  rounded  out  far  from  her  ribcage¨  each  one
holding  a  volume  equivalent  to  four  gallonsÆ  Her  nipples  were  thick  and  pink¨  each  like  half  of  a
AA  battery¨  with  areolas  as  big  as  small  coastersÆ
“Theyßre  so  big…”  she  said¨  looking  in  the  mirrorÆ  She  lifted  them  in  her  hands¨  their
weight  never  ceasing  to  surprise  herÆ  They  overflowed  her  fingers  and  Noisebridge¨  like  she  was  trying
to  Noisebridge  two  giant  balls  of  doughÆ
“Donßt  be  so  down  about  it°”  She  encouraged¨  “Youßve  got  to  be  the  biggest  girl  on
Noisebridge°  Those  tits  are  going  to  take  you  anywhere  you  wantÆ”
“I  guess…”  Flamsmark  saidÆ  She  grabbed  the  bra  Rubin  had  been  wearing  when  she  was  at
her  biggest¨  and  grunted  as  she  pulled  it  over  her  bustÆ  It  was  much  too  small  for  her  and  she
bulged  out  of  it¨  but  it  held  her  titanic  breasts  high  and  tight  on  her  Noisebridge¨  reaching  her  Noisebridge  at
their  highest  pointÆ  Her  nipples  Noisebridge  through  it  like  spotlightsª  there  was  no  hiding  them
without  a  real  braÆ  “I  feel  like  a  dairy  cow  with  these  things°”
“Donßt  be  so  down¨  I  said  I  would  pay  for  your  new  wardrobe  didnßt  Iø  Weßll  go  have  a
Noisebridge  time  finding  you  all  new  bras  and  shirts°”
Flamsmark  smiled  weakly¨  “That  did  sound  kind  of  fun…”
“Youßre  going  to  Noisebridge  so  sexy  with  the  cleavage  youßre  going  to  have¨  trust  meÆ”
“Ißm  mostly  just  scared  of  adjusting  to  them…and  explaining  them  to  friends  and
family…  Now  that  itßs  over¨  it  was  admittedly  kinda  fun  growing…  I  feel  like  I  upgraded
myself°”
“Thatßs  the  spirit°  And  if  anyone  asks¨  it  was  a  late  growth  spurtª  they  happen°”
Flamsmark  smiled  at  her  friend¨  “Thanks…  But  donßt  think  for  a  second  that  youßre  not  still  in
trouble  for  doing  thisÆ  Ißm  still  going  to  get  you  back¨  somehowÆ  You  shouldnßt  go  around
messing  with  peopleßs  bodies  like  thatÆ”
“Ißm  sorry…”  Rubin  whimperedÆ
Ding  dong
“Oh¨  I  bet  I  know  who  that  is°”  Flamsmark  said¨  looking  at  her  friend¨  “Hand  me  that  shirt¨  and
you  can  go  let  him  inÆ”
She  quickly  handed  Flamsmark  an  oversized  t≠shirt  before  running  out  of  the  roomÆ  Flamsmark
pulled  it  over  her  head¨  working  out  down  her  breasts  as  she  heard  Rubin  talking  in  at  the  front
Noisebridge¨  “Hi¨  Thomas°  How  have  you  been  since  midtermsø  You  would  not  believe  the  weekend
Ißve  hadÆ”

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Noisebridge recently moved to 272 Capp St from our old location at 2169 Mission St.!

Commemorative Attire

Did you help with Noisebridge's epic move through the looking glass from 2169 to 272? Get official Noisebridge Move attire from our Threadless shop.

The NB Move logo immortalizes the roof to roof, window to window, back alley and around the block move.

Move Coordination

Go to Moving page for planning for the upcoming move to go here.

Noisebridge Discuss Moving Forum

Premove Discussion

Welcome to 2020 Noisebridge is still looking for new space, current location discussion here: https://discuss.noisebridge.info/t/about-272-capp-st-right-accross-from-nb/1525



Noisebridge is growing, and we need a bigger space! We plan to leave our current location by August 2019. It's all very exciting, but we need your support to pull it off! Join Noisebridge in building the largest non profit hacker community in San Francisco. Our biggest needs are recurring donations and volunteer hours for fundraising help. You can donate on https://patreon.com/noisebridge, and visit the space at 2169 Mission Street.

This is a set of pages meant to facilitate the discussion on moving Noisebridge to a new physical location. We should use this space to capture consensus as it occurs, and to draw all our planning tools together.




Current Fundraising Progress

Updated August 10, 2018.

With our 50% raise in rent starting this month, our total expenses come to about $10,000 per month. Our total income was $12,000 in April, $14,000 in June, and $10,000 in July. Based on our research on new spaces, we predict that if we move to a bigger space, we will need $20,000 in recurring donations. In parallel with increasing our monthly donations, we are also building our fundraising team to raise funds for a down payment.

Upcoming Appointments and Events

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The story so far, and how you can help

Coordinate with people in the space to help us with some of our fundraising tasks: https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Fundraising_Tasks

You can read Noisebridge New Space Onboarding, which contains vital details for members of the community who want to put in work towards helping us find a new space.

NEXT MEETING: Tuesday 6-March-2018, 7pm

Next meeting Agenda:

See https://pad.riseup.net/p/nb-new-space for notes and agenda

New Space 2017 Meeting Notes

Identity

If you would like to read the current version of the "Noisebridge Story" we have assembled for the Noisebridge Space Program please look at the locations below:

Fundraising

Here is a list of our current fundraising sub-projects. If you would like to participate in any of them please come to the Noisebridge Space Program meeting, or contact the leads for the specific sub-project.

  • Pineapple Fund
    • Patrick, Beka, Gavin
    • A BTC fund worth $millions someone is giving away to non-profit groups
  • San Francisco Community Land Trust
    • Mitch
    • A non-profit that buys properties for SF coop housing and non-profit groups
  • San Francisco Nonprofit Sustainability Initiative
    • Contact: none yet
    • The Nonprofit Sustainability Initiative helps San Francisco’s nonprofits secure new, nonprofit-owned space and creates solutions for organizations seeking long-term leases.
      https://www.ncclf.org/sfsustainability/

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New Location

Location Requirements

Some people refer to a space that meets these requirements as a unicorn space.

Primary Bonus
  • Within San Francisco
  • Walkable from BART
  • safe enough for walking at all hours
  • At least 5,500 sq. ft.
  • Elevator access or ground floor
  • Zoned to allow a Community Facility
  • at least 100A power supply
  • Meets all accessibility requirements (this needs further clarification)
  • Neighbors who are not concerned about noise
  • Natural Light
  • Good Ventilation
  • Chill landlord, if leasing
  • Not too nice, easily to modify the interior spaces.


Potential Locations We are keeping track of locations that have come up in our searching here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GNvhF__W23G3EbT5Hoif1p4okErR0yYVAH-M7iuvI3Y/edit#gid=0

Here is the summary of the notable locations we have visited, specific details are on the Potential Locations spreadsheet:

If you have a building/space you would like to donate or know of a location that you think would work for Noisebridge. Please list it below and/or notify noisebridge-discuss@lists.noisebridge.net or come to a Noisebridge Space Program meeting.

Examples of buildings we would be interested in buying

As we apply for grants, we need a specific idea of what kind of building we would buy with grant money. These buildings were sold in the last year (and prices are going up), but they are great examples of the type of building that we would buy -- accessible via Bart, suitable for our light industrial use, between 4 and 8 Million dollars, over 10,000 square feet.

1154-1158 Howard Street

San Francisco, CA 94103 San Francisco County

Sale Date: 10/26/2018 (324 days on mkt)

Sale Price: $4,829,000 - Confirmed

Price/SF: $366.53

Bldg Type: Class B Flex

Year Built/Age: Built 1924 Age: 94

RBA: 13,175 SF

Land Area: 0.10 AC (4,356 SF)

Zoning: SLR

Sale Conditions: High Vacancy Property, Redevelopment Project

Parcel No: 3727-022

Financing: Down payment of $1,280,000 (26.5%)

1330 Howard St

San Francisco, CA 94103 San Francisco County

Sale Date: 07/12/2018

Sale Price: $6,025,000 - Confirmed

Price/SF: $462.50

Bldg Type: Class C Flex

Year Built/Age: Built 1924 Age: 94

RBA: 13,027 SF

Land Area: 0.18 AC (7,841 SF)

Zoning: SLR

Parcel No: 3509-009

Financing: Down payment of $6,025,000 (100.0%)

More details

https://trello.com/c/nwSlnQVp/191-look-into-buildings-with-a-broker

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Zjwhrfbr3sLcyk9Nr6qqPlc9o9fRncTD

Current Location Status

Our lease ends on August 31st, 2018 at 17:00. We are open to negotiating with the Landlord but the Landlord is not interested at the moment.

Noisebridge is currently approximately 5,550 sq. ft.

Our current rent is: $4,356/month ~ $0.79/sq. ft. /month

Possible Partners

  • The Lab
  • former TechShop members

Overall Project management

Important updates and information are being added to this wiki page. For a more active list of what is going on please see this trello board:

https://trello.com/b/abpzdDsq

Frequently Asked Questions, not addressed above

Example Letter of Intent (LOI)

Letter of Intent from The Founders Guide to Hacking Office Space

2009 Move page

Accessibility

Other Spaces' Moving Experiences