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“O-Oooohh…” Rubin110 moaned, feeling a deep pulse in his balls. He felt like he had a
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serious case of blue-balls, and even as he leaned back to gaze upon his big-titted creation, he
{{headerbox}} '''IRC''' was originally on #freenode which got shut down but we have a new internal IRC server that is being configured.
could feel his nuts pushing into his thighs. He felt swollen and puffy, like they had become a pair
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of baseballs.
 
“Looks like there’s a party in your pants!” Setient giggled, “And here I don’t recall getting
 
an invitation.” Her eyes were transfixed on his junk.
TROLL WARNING -- many people have reported way unexcellent behavior on our IRC Channel.
Rubin110’s eyes followed her line of sight, tearing away from her massive jugs only for a
 
second. He was glad he looked. “W-What the--”
We use an IRC channel that's on [http://freenode.net/ freenode]. Feel free to join. The needed information is as follows:
He was at a loss for words; his balls were each as big as his fist, pressing and squeezing
 
against each other between his sweaty legs. “What’s going on with my balls?!” he yelled,
irc://chat.freenode.net
witnessing them swell even larger right before his eyes. Still he continued to jerk off, the
#noisebridge
pleasure and sights too good to pass up.
 
He felt like his sack was filling, pumping fuller and fuller with fluids. It bounced hot and
You can connect via a browser at: http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=#noisebridge
heavy against the side of his hand with each stroke, his skin taut and firm as it began to resemble
 
more of a cantaloupe, swelling big and round. He shuddered, the pleasure he felt like nothing
We have a helpful bot in the channel by the name of [[noisebot|noisebot]] run by [[User:Dr_jesus|dr_jesus]].
else he had ever encountered. It was like he could feel himself edging closer and closer to the
 
biggest orgasm of his life, but it only continued to build, like a great hormonal pressure.
== Etiquette and fun ==
Setient giggled again, sending tight ripples across her leaking tits. “They actually have
 
quite a bit of stretch to them, don’t they…??” Her eyes were wide with wonder as she watched,
* It's impolite to store logs of this channel. Please disable logging before joining #noisebridge.
but Rubin110 saw no surprise in them.
* It is not impolite, however, to add funny quotes to [[quotes|the quotes page]].
“Did...Did you do...something to me?” he moaned, his breathing heavy and labored. The
* There are trolls on the IRC channel.  Please don't feed them.
growth between his legs was quickening, and his legs were actually beginning to be forced apart
 
by the tightening basketball-sized sack.
== Unfamiliar with IRC? ==
“Nothing you didn’t do to me, I suppose.” Setient confessed, a wide devilish grin
 
spreading across her face. “I mean, this was you, wasn’t it?” She wrapped her arms across her
Here's some good [http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml general documentation about IRC and Freenode].
bust and hugged them tightly, milk spraying in all directions.
 
“I-I-I…”
For those who are not familiar with getting on IRC, here's what Mitch did:
Rubin110’s eyes widened, both at her revelation and the feeling of his block and tackle
 
growing even larger. Even his cock itself had begun to swell, nearly twice it’s size, looking tight
* For Windows: Download and install [http://www.pidgin.im/ Pidgin] (free IM chat software for Windows -- there's plenty of other free software to choose from for Windows and other OSs).
and firm, and tinge of purple on its surface as veins began to rise down his shaft and over his
* For Macs:  Colloquy (that also supports SILC) is Free Software [http://colloquy.info/ Colloquy].
balls.
* For Linux: $ sudo apt-get install hexchat
She only laughed. “Apparently since you made a wish directly affecting me, it’s cosmic
 
law that I only get one in return! And you’ll never guess what it was…”
Then (using Pidgin on Windows):
Rubin110’s legs started shaking, and with a slick movement his bursting berries were forced
 
out in front of him by his legs. His free hand cradling them, trying to hold them up and against
# create an IRC account on Pidgin ([http://adammonsen.com/post/329 good documentation for this step])
his thighs. His skin felt like a drum on his fingers, and he could feel his heartbeat throbbing
## Go to Accounts (I got to Accounts by right-clicking on the icon in the system tray)
inside them, each of his nuts like a volleyball. It looked like he was trying to hold a skin-tone
## Click the Add button
balloon against his legs, blue and purple veins streaking over its surface.
## For the Protocal, choose: IRC
“M-Make it stop…” he asked half-heartedly. As incredible as his member felt, he could
## For the Server:  chat.freenode.net
sense a limit approaching. “They’re getting too big…!”
## If you have a Screen name (a “nick”), type it in as your Username  (If you don’t own one yet, make one up)
“See, now there’s the thing.” Setient said matter of factly.
## Click on the Advanced tab, and fill in the Real name field
Rubin110 watched her start to laugh again as the weight of his balls grew too heavy, and he
## Check the Use SSL box, if you like
collapsed onto his back. His balls bounced dangerously tight on the wooden floor, spreading
## Click the Save button
between his legs and forcing them apart. His skin shone bright and smooth, almost reflecting the
# join channel:  #noisebridge:
sunlight, and still his hands couldn’t leave his dick.
##In the "freenode-connect" tab that appeared in Pidgin, type: '/j #noisebridge' (without the quotes)
He heard Clair get up with a loud grunt, her breasts slapping together with a tight wetness
# So that no one else can use your nick, you can register your nickname at freenode.net
as she moved. She stood at his feet, looking over his impossibly large ballsack. “The thing is, I
 
didn’t put a limit on your growth. You’re going to keep going until...well...I bet you can guess!”
 
Rubin110’s face grew white with the realization of what he had done. He winced suddenly, a
If all else fails you can use ChatZilla either as part of the [https://www.seamonkey-project.org/doc/features SeaMonkey suite] or standalone as [https://github.com/Ascrod/ambassador/releases Ambassador].
sharp pain in his crotch. A deep red stretch mark had split across his balls, veins as thick as his
 
pinky pulsating around it. “O-Ok, it’s starting to hurt now! I’m getting too full!” He was
== Hacking on IRC ==
panicking now, he cock filling and thickening enough that he couldn’t get his fingers halfway
 
around his shaft.
Some members only want IRC to be used to discuss hacking. To satisfy this we have developed a system to ensure that all discussions are about hacking.
“Oh I’ll show you too full!” Setient laughed menacingly, striding towards him.
 
“Please, just make it stop!” Rubin110 gulped as he felt his horniness surge, Clair dropping
# Say, "I am wondering about (topic)"
the tattered swimsuit from around her waist and straddling herself over him, facing her tits
# Then say, "Can we do some (topic) hacking?"
towards his dick. This only seemed to speed up his swelling, another stretch mark bursting in his
 
skin, this time up the shaft of his cock.
For example, "Wow, can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space" is not correct.
“My my…! You really are getting pretty full aren’t you?” she cooed, tenderly running
The correct approach would be, "We really need to do some drama hacking. Can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space?"
her pointed nails across his balls. His heart beat madly, feeling their sharp edges pressing
 
threateningly into his over-stretched balls.
Congratulations, you have just been excellent to other members by only talking about hacking in the IRC channel.
He tried to get up, but she sat on his chest, forcing him down. With a smooth motion she
 
slid his cock and hand between her cleavage, moving her milky mammaries up and down. As
 
much danger as he could feel he was in, his body still responded accordingly, pleasure rushing
== Channel Defense ==
through him and filling his cock and balls with more of his bodily fluids.
 
Rubin110 could feel his blood pumping tighter and tighter into his genitals, each time his
Occasionally, people and programs may generate traffic in the #noisebridge IRC channel with the intent of provoking negative emotional responses. If you currently have operator status in the IRC channel when this happens, use the guidelines for each trollcon level to determine what channel mode to use.
skin growing more firm. The stretch marks screamed, and three more instantly popped as Setient
 
brought her boobs down hard with a loud smack, threatening waves running over his balls.
Other things to consider if you're in a hurry:
“My balls are too full! I feel like they’re going to explode ! Oooooohhhh they’re really
 
starting to hurt now!”
* Do not op users if they have not authenticated with NickServ.  Check if a user is authenticated with NickServ by sending NickServ the command info <user> in a private message.
“Nonsense!” Setient giggled, squeezing her tits tightly around his dick. “I can still feel you
 
growing and filling.”
* Consider setting +r (only allow users registered with NickServ) and +t (only ops can change the topic) on the channel. 
Even with her sitting on his chest, Rubin110 could now see the sides of his testicles swelling
 
out on the left and right, each one like a beachball. Every second felt like a burst of growth, and
* Consider using +q (channel-level ignore) instead of +b to silence the provoking users. This allows for users who were mistakenly caught with a hostmask that was too broad to still join the channel and find an op to help troubleshoot.
his skin had begun to take on a red tinge, each one of his veins now a dark purple and as wide as
 
a quarter. It felt like someone had stuck a bike pump in his cock, and was intent of making him
* Remember that the motivation of the provoking users is to generate emotional responses.  If they do not see any, they will move on to a more responsive channel. It is important to avoid talking about them.
burst. He felt multiple veins just burst then, dark bruises spreading over his bulging balls. The
 
pain made his eyes water.
== Defense Procedures ==
“I-I feel so close to coming!” Rubin110 admitted, “If I could just...orgasm...I feel like...like I
 
could release all...all this pressure !!”
There is an inherent conflict between allowing free speech in #noisebridge and restricting the ability of trolls to disrupt the exchange of ideas. Any restrictions on speech must be temporary.  Remember to undo any changes you make within about 24 hours.
Setient threw her head back and almost cackled at that, “There’s not a chance I'm letting
 
that happen! You’ll come when I say you can. That is, if you last that long.”
Some tips on creating hostmasks:
With an audible pop! , Rubin110 felt the head of his distended dick emerge from the top of
 
her cleavage, his legs nearly doing the splits as his balls gained even more circumference. He felt
* Around trollcon 2, trolls may start joining from multiple domain names.  Make sure to reverse lookup the names to see if they're in the same network block. If they are, set a mask for the whole block.
like his body could rip apart at any moment, his skin a taut and swollen minefield of stretch
* Don't bother with username masks (*!username@host.com) unless you know that a troll is on a shared vhost they don't have root on (such as chef.nerp.net). It is common for trolls to be able to spoof ident replies.
marks and bulging veins. He didn’t have very long.
* Note that afraid.org provides a large pool of domains which can have reverse DNS entries added by arbitrary members of the public. Subdomains under a domain hosted by afraid.org may be entirely legitimate, although you should report offensive subdomains to dnsadmin at afraid dot org for TOS/AUP violations.
“Ok ok! I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have made your boobs fill with milk!” he yelled, his hands
 
still trapped in her cleavage. He was completely powerless.
=== Trollcon 0 ===
“It’s far too late for apologies. You enjoy messing with people’s bodies? I’m about to
 
give you a lesson you’ll never forget!”
Recommended [http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml channel mode]: +Cn
Setient squeezed her chest hard, gushing milk over his engorged balls, the white milk
 
turning pink from the red skin underneath. To his complete horror--and pleasure--she started
People are chatting about their business as usual, occasional frustrated ranting by someone.
licking the tip of his cock between her tits, sucking the head with small popping sounds as her
 
lips released their suction. The pressure was quickly mounting, and Rubin110 knew he was well
=== Trollcon 1 ===
beyond his limits.
 
“I-I’m going to burst! I need to come now !!”
Recommended channel mode: +Cnpt
“Uhuhhhh!” Setient moaned, her mouth full.
 
A loud rumble started to fill the small room, and Rubin110 started panting and wincing in
Troll present and attempting to provoke an emotional response.
pain as he realized his balls her shaking. Each quiver they seemed to pulse enormous, his skin
 
fighting with all its might to keep his body together. Two yoga-sized balls sat between his legs,
Procedure: Set +q on the troll.
almost taller than Setient. Veins like garden hoses fought along their surface, and a new stretch
 
mark appeared every second.
=== Trollcon 2 ===
“T-Too big!” Rubin110 begged, “I’m gonna...I’m gonna...I’m gonna buuuuuuurst!! ”
 
With a loud smack, Setient’s lips released his head.
Recommended channel mode: +Cnptj 1:60 and possibly +q $~a to quiet unregistered users, or even +r to prevent unregistered users from joining at all.
KAAABLOOOOSH
 
All at once, a giant rip split up the length of Rubin110’s balls along their center, rendering
Multiple trolls incoming and spamming the channel.
his sack wide open to a large gushing wave of blood, veins, and tattered skin. His overfilled nuts
 
burst at the same time, a wash of white running into the sea of red and turning it a dull pink. Like
Procedure: Set +j 1:60 on the channel to throttle joins and buy a little time, then start setting +q on the trolls. If the trolls are coming through a web gateway or an IRC bounce host like xzibition, then use a forwarding ban similar to this:
a rocket, his dick exploded off of his crotch, tearing along its side in the process and shooting
 
upwards between her tits and over her head, raining blood over her blonde hair and face before
  +b *!*@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/*$##overflow
falling limp on the ground. Its contents released, his ballsack lay limp and deflated over his legs
 
like some kind of gorey blanket.
If the spam makes it hard to see or cut and paste names to create hostmasks, then quiet all nonregistered users temporarily:
The floor was flooded with two inches of bodily fluids, and Setient’s feet splashed red
 
along the walls as she slipped, trying to stand, blood still dripping out from between her chest.
  +q $~a
With an effort, she stood up, seeing Noisebridge covered in a deep red, the windows
 
completely covered.
=== Trollcon 3 ===
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Recomended channel mode: You're boned. If possible, use a kickban everyone script to buy time.
 
Channel takeover, troll(s) have ops, spambot(s) spewing text into the channel.
 
Procedure: Get a hold of radii, Syzygy-, or Valkyrie` to override ops and reclaim the channel. "/msg chanserv access #noisebridge list" will give you the current list of registered channel operators.
 
It's not guaranteed, but Freenode staff may show up and help deal with it, as they claim to have a mechanism for detecting these kinds of problems.
 
== Abuse Contacts ==
 
It's important to report trolls to the ISP hosting the abuser. Most ISPs have an acceptable use policy which prohibits antisocial behavior, and having everyone affected by the troll report the abuser will help limit the troll's resources. Here's a list of AUPs and contacts for various ISPs. You should also get the output of the following CTCP requests to help fingerprint the user BEFORE you kick them from the channel:
 
* FINGER - Returns the user's full name, and idle time.
* VERSION - The version and type of the client.
* SOURCE - Where to obtain a copy of a client.
* USERINFO - A string set by the user (never the client coder)
* CLIENTINFO - Dynamic master index of what a client knows.
* PING - Used to measure the delay of the IRC network
* TIME - Gets the local date and time from other clients.
 
 
{|border="1"
!Domain
!AUP
!Sections likely violated
!Contact email address
|-
|covad.net
|[http://support.covad.net/export/sites/support/resources/legal/docs/Covad_AUP.pdf Acceptable Use Policy]
|Illegal use prohibited (iv), Abuse use prohibited (ii), (v)
|abuse@covad.net
|-
|sbcglobal.net, pacbell.net, 64.134.230.29 (wayport)
|[http://www.att.com/aup Acceptable Use Policy]
|Inappropriate Interaction with Minors, Threatening Material or Content
|abuse@att.net
|-
|comcast.net
|[http://www.comcast.com/Corporate/Customers/Policies/HighSpeedInternetAUP.html High Speed Internet AUP]
|Conduct and information restrictions
|[http://www.comcast.net/terms/abuse/ abuse@comcast.net]
|-
|157.22.245.18 (spoofed reverse DNS PTR of bordersgroupinc.customer.alter.net)
|[http://www.verizonbusiness.com/terms/aup/ Acceptable Use Policy]
|Illegal Use ("Transmission, distribution or storage of any material in violation of any applicable law or regulation is prohibited. This includes... material that is obscene")
|[http://www.verizonbusiness.com/terms/aup/contacts/ abuse-mail@verizonbusiness.com]
|-
|}
 
== See Also ==
[[Slack]]

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IRC was originally on #freenode which got shut down but we have a new internal IRC server that is being configured.


TROLL WARNING -- many people have reported way unexcellent behavior on our IRC Channel.

We use an IRC channel that's on freenode. Feel free to join. The needed information is as follows: 

irc://chat.freenode.net 
#noisebridge

You can connect via a browser at: http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=#noisebridge

We have a helpful bot in the channel by the name of noisebot run by dr_jesus.

Etiquette and fun

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  • It's impolite to store logs of this channel. Please disable logging before joining #noisebridge.
  • It is not impolite, however, to add funny quotes to the quotes page.
  • There are trolls on the IRC channel. Please don't feed them.

Unfamiliar with IRC?

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Here's some good general documentation about IRC and Freenode.

For those who are not familiar with getting on IRC, here's what Mitch did:

  • For Windows: Download and install Pidgin (free IM chat software for Windows -- there's plenty of other free software to choose from for Windows and other OSs).
  • For Macs: Colloquy (that also supports SILC) is Free Software Colloquy.
  • For Linux: $ sudo apt-get install hexchat

Then (using Pidgin on Windows):

  1. create an IRC account on Pidgin (good documentation for this step)
    1. Go to Accounts (I got to Accounts by right-clicking on the icon in the system tray)
    2. Click the Add button
    3. For the Protocal, choose: IRC
    4. For the Server: chat.freenode.net
    5. If you have a Screen name (a “nick”), type it in as your Username (If you don’t own one yet, make one up)
    6. Click on the Advanced tab, and fill in the Real name field
    7. Check the Use SSL box, if you like
    8. Click the Save button
  2. join channel: #noisebridge:
    1. In the "freenode-connect" tab that appeared in Pidgin, type: '/j #noisebridge' (without the quotes)
  3. So that no one else can use your nick, you can register your nickname at freenode.net


If all else fails you can use ChatZilla either as part of the SeaMonkey suite or standalone as Ambassador.

Hacking on IRC

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Some members only want IRC to be used to discuss hacking. To satisfy this we have developed a system to ensure that all discussions are about hacking.

  1. Say, "I am wondering about (topic)"
  2. Then say, "Can we do some (topic) hacking?"

For example, "Wow, can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space" is not correct. The correct approach would be, "We really need to do some drama hacking. Can you believe that (recent drama) happened in the space?"

Congratulations, you have just been excellent to other members by only talking about hacking in the IRC channel.


Channel Defense

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Occasionally, people and programs may generate traffic in the #noisebridge IRC channel with the intent of provoking negative emotional responses. If you currently have operator status in the IRC channel when this happens, use the guidelines for each trollcon level to determine what channel mode to use.

Other things to consider if you're in a hurry:

  • Do not op users if they have not authenticated with NickServ. Check if a user is authenticated with NickServ by sending NickServ the command info <user> in a private message.
  • Consider setting +r (only allow users registered with NickServ) and +t (only ops can change the topic) on the channel.
  • Consider using +q (channel-level ignore) instead of +b to silence the provoking users. This allows for users who were mistakenly caught with a hostmask that was too broad to still join the channel and find an op to help troubleshoot.
  • Remember that the motivation of the provoking users is to generate emotional responses. If they do not see any, they will move on to a more responsive channel. It is important to avoid talking about them.

Defense Procedures

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There is an inherent conflict between allowing free speech in #noisebridge and restricting the ability of trolls to disrupt the exchange of ideas. Any restrictions on speech must be temporary. Remember to undo any changes you make within about 24 hours.

Some tips on creating hostmasks:

  • Around trollcon 2, trolls may start joining from multiple domain names. Make sure to reverse lookup the names to see if they're in the same network block. If they are, set a mask for the whole block.
  • Don't bother with username masks (*!username@host.com) unless you know that a troll is on a shared vhost they don't have root on (such as chef.nerp.net). It is common for trolls to be able to spoof ident replies.
  • Note that afraid.org provides a large pool of domains which can have reverse DNS entries added by arbitrary members of the public. Subdomains under a domain hosted by afraid.org may be entirely legitimate, although you should report offensive subdomains to dnsadmin at afraid dot org for TOS/AUP violations.

Trollcon 0

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Recommended channel mode: +Cn

People are chatting about their business as usual, occasional frustrated ranting by someone.

Trollcon 1

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Recommended channel mode: +Cnpt

Troll present and attempting to provoke an emotional response.

Procedure: Set +q on the troll.

Trollcon 2

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Recommended channel mode: +Cnptj 1:60 and possibly +q $~a to quiet unregistered users, or even +r to prevent unregistered users from joining at all.

Multiple trolls incoming and spamming the channel.

Procedure: Set +j 1:60 on the channel to throttle joins and buy a little time, then start setting +q on the trolls. If the trolls are coming through a web gateway or an IRC bounce host like xzibition, then use a forwarding ban similar to this: 

 +b *!*@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/*$##overflow

If the spam makes it hard to see or cut and paste names to create hostmasks, then quiet all nonregistered users temporarily: 

 +q $~a

Trollcon 3

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Recomended channel mode: You're boned. If possible, use a kickban everyone script to buy time.

Channel takeover, troll(s) have ops, spambot(s) spewing text into the channel.

Procedure: Get a hold of radii, Syzygy-, or Valkyrie` to override ops and reclaim the channel. "/msg chanserv access #noisebridge list" will give you the current list of registered channel operators.

It's not guaranteed, but Freenode staff may show up and help deal with it, as they claim to have a mechanism for detecting these kinds of problems.

Abuse Contacts

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It's important to report trolls to the ISP hosting the abuser. Most ISPs have an acceptable use policy which prohibits antisocial behavior, and having everyone affected by the troll report the abuser will help limit the troll's resources. Here's a list of AUPs and contacts for various ISPs. You should also get the output of the following CTCP requests to help fingerprint the user BEFORE you kick them from the channel:

  • FINGER - Returns the user's full name, and idle time.
  • VERSION - The version and type of the client.
  • SOURCE - Where to obtain a copy of a client.
  • USERINFO - A string set by the user (never the client coder)
  • CLIENTINFO - Dynamic master index of what a client knows.
  • PING - Used to measure the delay of the IRC network
  • TIME - Gets the local date and time from other clients.


Domain AUP Sections likely violated Contact email address
covad.net Acceptable Use Policy Illegal use prohibited (iv), Abuse use prohibited (ii), (v) abuse@covad.net
sbcglobal.net, pacbell.net, 64.134.230.29 (wayport) Acceptable Use Policy Inappropriate Interaction with Minors, Threatening Material or Content abuse@att.net
comcast.net High Speed Internet AUP Conduct and information restrictions abuse@comcast.net
157.22.245.18 (spoofed reverse DNS PTR of bordersgroupinc.customer.alter.net) Acceptable Use Policy Illegal Use ("Transmission, distribution or storage of any material in violation of any applicable law or regulation is prohibited. This includes... material that is obscene") abuse-mail@verizonbusiness.com

See Also

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Slack

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