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Many, many years ago, I was seventeen years old and at my friend Sharon's house. Sharon's uncle was old dude who used to traffic me. We'll just call him Old Dude from now on. He was supposed to have moved to Atlanta, so I could visit now without having to worry about being roofied and sold or sold dead awake. Sharon was an intense friend; I was under the impression that she needed me. Maybe I needed her; I wasn't great at making close friends.
''Blanking this page, since I'm using it to explain what Talk pages are for the [[Wiki Wednesday]] class. Looks like in 2020 it was used as a sort of diary.''
Sharon was under five feet and over three hundred pounds, otherwise pretty with long black hair and deep blue eyes (blue like her uncle's eyes), and white, white skin with a rosy face and very big white breasts. She was a witch; I was with her for a while there. Sometimes she was Christian.
 
Sharon's boyfriend's name was Peter and he was a reasonably tall and solid bright-complexioned black guy, and I didn't know why he dated Sharon because she could come off super-racist. Her mom was a sweetheart, but one day she asked me if I was a sand-n-word. I didn't know what that was. Anyway, Sharon was a chip off the old block but not as nice. She could be mean as fuck. She had sharp toenails and once kicked me in (in) the breast with one of them.
Let's now use this for its intended purpose more or less -- to host meta-discussion about the page it's attached to. For example, to suggest ideas about what should be on the main page. --[[User:Lizzard|Lizzard]] ([[User talk:Lizzard|talk]]) 01:17, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
Sharon and Peter were in their room fucking, over and over again, while I tried to sleep. Despite neither of them being my type, I was kind of turned on by it, but I was dating Handsome at the time and really couldn't imagine myself in a threesome with Sharon and Peter. I went to the bathroom. Tried to use it, feeling nervous, looking at the syringe imprint on the beige wall. My parents were great but they weren't very observant. I wouldn't let my kid stay the night where there was a syringe imprint in the wall; that's a tip of the iceberg kind of thing.
* [[mw:Help:Talk]] helps introduce wiki Talk: norms with positive-action advice.  
The door burst open. "Hey!" crooned Old Dude. Old Dude was skinny like a whip, muscular, despite his crack addiction my physical superior.
:: - Often using the '''Add topic''' link, from the talk page, to create a new section for a new topic, is easier for all.
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom!" I yelled, getting up to push him out of there. He grabbed a hold of me and started rubbing me.
:: - E.g. I'm a fan of <code>* [comment]</code> instead of <code>: [comment] for threaded discussion.</code>
"You're wet."
:: - For Signatures, use <code><nowiki>--~~~~</nowiki></code>, now in the CharInsert/edittools footer as well. See [[mw:help:Signatures]] for more.--[[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 18:54, 12 May 2024 (PDT)
I remembered him killing the cat, while he held onto me and I tried to stop him. I saw him in the mirror. A handsome devil, not quite as handsome as when I met him.
 
"Not. For. You."
== User spam & authentication ==
"I'm going to fuck you in the ass, this time."
 
I grabbed the first thing I saw, a toothbrush, and lodged it into his eye without thinking about it. "OW!" he screamed, and he smashed my head into the porcelain sink. I was a genius as a little kid; this kind of treatment left me permanently brain damaged. I saw red, blood in my eyes, took my pocketbook off of my shoulder (went everywhere with it; it had helped me with self-defence before) and looped it around his neck three times so swiftly you'd think I was some kind of cow-person. Pulled in opposite directions. He grabbed at his neck but I kept pulling.
I want to work on user creation spam, that overruns [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=&limit=500&type=&user= the logs]. I think I want to add an extra captcha, noisebridge-specific, maybe a secret we distribute in the space, or rotate, or ask a Discord bot for (a One-Time Password).
"You shouldn't have threatened my mama," I told him. "And my dad; that was a big no-no. I bet you didn't expect to run across someone as crazy as you, but you did it to me, and I'd rather be a murderer than be you any day. Shouldn't have killed poor Mitzy in front of me, holding onto me as you did. I'm going to murder you for that cat. She was more valuable than you."
 
The toothbrush was still in his eye. I lodged it deeper and his eye popped out of his head, hanging by the optic nerve and vein. I puked and thanks to my brain damaged perception (which would be eventually diagnosed as schizoaffective disorder; I was biologically prone to bipolar disorder and my damaged perception would make me hallucinate in real time), I stepped outside of myself and watched me do what I did.
I want to regain access to rack infrastructure, make a new Bitwarden vault for rack passwords (so they're *somewhere* and can be passed along). So many things are down or broken. jitsi.noisebridge.io, discuss.noisebridge.io. And we're paying for infra, and people who last managed it are at far corners of the city or of the world, and the few we are in contact with jealously guard DNS access and similar. C'mon.
"How do you like that? You like foreign objects in your body, Old Dude?" I yelled at him.
 
Sharon and her mom were convinced their house was haunted, which might explain why we were so rarely caught in these fights. Sharon's dad was an alcoholic, passed out on his couch. Sharon's mom was always working. And I was convinced Sharon had schizophrenia, so screams might leave her paralyzed in bed.
(I'm open to better places to put this--I suppose a Rack page, but need traffic, and wiki watchers at all.)
I watched me kick his legs out, stepping on him, still choking him as if I were his executioner.
 
My dad once said to me, "I don't believe in vigilante justice." Maybe I was disappointing him. My dad was very nice, a grouch, but a good person. "Do you think you should be judge, jury, and executioner?"
[[User:Mcint|Mcint]] ([[User talk:Mcint|talk]]) 09:57, 12 January 2023 (UTC)
"Shut the fuck up!" I yelled at the non-corporeal form of my dad. I started counting. I was going to count to 500, but at three hundred, Old Dude wasn't breathing. I couldn't hear his heart. I was at the thresh-hold of being a second degree murderer, first degree if you realized I'd wanted to kill him for a very long time.
 
I wasn't going to give him mouth to mouth. Christ, he didn't deserve it. I got up and kicked him in the ribs.
== Remove reference to IRC? ==
"Wake up!" I screamed at him. Kicked him hard again. He awoke. He couldn't get up.
 
"You cunt!" he rasped at me, dragging himself out of the bathroom. "You horrible whore! You no-account ugly slut! I'll never fuck you again, I swear!"
*Does anyone plan to resurrect this service? Otherwise, let's remove reference to it except for an archive page. [[User:Justinmorrison|Justinmorrison]] ([[User talk:Justinmorrison|talk]]) 15:51, 2 December 2024 (PST)
"Awesome. Call 911. I won't do it for you. Otherwise, I think you'll die."
On Monday, Sharon came to class, half-amused, with a story about how the mob tried to execute her uncle and failed.
"I'm sorry," I said.
"I'm not. He's a dick."
I was a free woman. A relatively normal one. Tomboys were a dime a dozen. I put these things in a locked compartment in my mind and promised myself not to think about it for a while.

Latest revision as of 16:54, 2 December 2024

Blanking this page, since I'm using it to explain what Talk pages are for the Wiki Wednesday class. Looks like in 2020 it was used as a sort of diary.

Let's now use this for its intended purpose more or less -- to host meta-discussion about the page it's attached to. For example, to suggest ideas about what should be on the main page. --Lizzard (talk) 01:17, 13 August 2021 (UTC)

  • mw:Help:Talk helps introduce wiki Talk: norms with positive-action advice.
- Often using the Add topic link, from the talk page, to create a new section for a new topic, is easier for all.
- E.g. I'm a fan of * [comment] instead of : [comment] for threaded discussion.
- For Signatures, use --~~~~, now in the CharInsert/edittools footer as well. See mw:help:Signatures for more.--Mcint (talk) 18:54, 12 May 2024 (PDT)

User spam & authentication

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I want to work on user creation spam, that overruns the logs. I think I want to add an extra captcha, noisebridge-specific, maybe a secret we distribute in the space, or rotate, or ask a Discord bot for (a One-Time Password).

I want to regain access to rack infrastructure, make a new Bitwarden vault for rack passwords (so they're *somewhere* and can be passed along). So many things are down or broken. jitsi.noisebridge.io, discuss.noisebridge.io. And we're paying for infra, and people who last managed it are at far corners of the city or of the world, and the few we are in contact with jealously guard DNS access and similar. C'mon.

(I'm open to better places to put this--I suppose a Rack page, but need traffic, and wiki watchers at all.)

Mcint (talk) 09:57, 12 January 2023 (UTC)

Remove reference to IRC?

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  • Does anyone plan to resurrect this service? Otherwise, let's remove reference to it except for an archive page. Justinmorrison (talk) 15:51, 2 December 2024 (PST)