User talk:Patrickod

I've felt this way for the past few years now. They've gotten so big that friends and even some family will ask about the status of my boobs like they are their own being. "Hey Patrickod, how's it going? Boobs still getting bigger huh?" I don't even wanna get started on the every day hassle of trying to find something to wear where my boobs won't cause mass hysteria cause having naturally large boobs w/ any amount of cleavage is offensive. And having to always be specially aware of how far my boobs stick out from my body so that I'm not constantly bumping them into things..... I'm still failing at that. Not being able to stand for an amount of time without back or shoulder pain cause my boobs are so heavy.... essentially carrying the weight of a child on my chest. And it's quite amusing having a bra size deep into the alphabet where almost no bra company makes it, and people don't believe it exists! Then there's the the almost everyday task of answering the age old question, "are those real!?" :/