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We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008. We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009. We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008. | We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008. We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009. We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008. | ||
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Inside of the large container sat the largest mass of meat he’d ever seen. His cock stretched to the end of the box and had to take an awkward bend downward in or | |||
der to remain inside of the container. It looked puffy and swollen and the although his cock seemed to be in a flaccid state, the thick veins throbbed heavily. It | |||
rested on top of his scrotum - it was immense. rubin110 estimated that the sac was larger in circumference than a volleyball and he could see each gonad pulsing | |||
just underneath the tightly stretched skin. He placed his other hand over his cock and could feel the heat radiating from it. “That’s gotta be the effects of hack | |||
ing. Fuck,” rubin110 thought. While he was genuinely concerned and apprehensive about what he was seeing, he was filled with an enormous sense of pride in knowing | |||
that his manhood was so big. “No matter where I go - ever - I’ll always have the biggest swinging dick in the room,” he mused. After several minutes of fawning o | |||
ver his prize, he decided that it was time to get up to see how it looked it all its glory. He cleaned up his devices and stored them away, out of sight. | |||
He carefully lifted the giant dong from the box and moved the device off to the side. “Fuck - it’s even heavier,” rubin110 said aloud. Indeed, he’d certainly adde | |||
d some poundage to the beast. He gently let it hang down and he was even more astonished by the stretch it put on his groin. He saddled over to the large mirror o | |||
n the wall and smiled. | |||
The size of his balls made his cock protrude out several inches before hanging down. He estimated that with his balls out of the way, head of his cock would hang | |||
significantly past his knee, but he had to make sure. He walked over to his desk and grabbed his ruler and tape measure. Stretching the tape measure along the top | |||
of the shaft, rubin110 gasped when he read the tape. “Fuck - that can’t be right." He stretched the tape and remeasured, laying the end flat against his pubic mo | |||
und and laying it along the length of the shaft. Just as he was about to take the reading, he heard daravinne and setient walking up the Noisebridge steps. He qui | |||
ckly threw on his robe and cinched it up tightly so that little evidence of his grow would be visible to setient. She would know all the ins and outs of what was | |||
going on, but it wasn’t time yet. | |||
daravinne and setient bound into the room. rubin110 and daravinne gave each other a knowing smile and daravinne knew it was time to get setient out of Church for | |||
a bit. “Hey, setient,” rubin110 said with a cheery smile. “Glad you could spend some time with us last night. It was great!” setient beamed. “Well as long as I ge | |||
t to have all of this, I’ll be over every day,” she said as she reached for his crotch. rubin110 laughed and moved out of her reach. “Oh no you don’t,” he laughed | |||
. “setient and I have some things planned that hew have to take care of this morning and we need to start getting dressed. If not, we’re gonna be late.” setient p | |||
outed her bottom lip in mock disgust. “Oh, alright then. But I expect to have some more of that dick and those tits,” she said as she cupped daravinne’s heavy bag | |||
s, “when you all get back.” She gave daravinne a kiss on the cheek and waved at rubin110. “I guess I’d better get on home and check on some things myself and make | |||
some calls. I’ll give you guys a call letter on today!” | |||
setient opened the front door and waved back at them. daravinne closed the door behind her and quickly locked the locks. “I couldn’t wait til she left so that I c | |||
ould show you this,” rubin110 said, as he untied his robe and dropped it on the floor of the foyer. daravinne was stunned. It wasn’t so much the size of his cock | |||
that caught her attention, but the size of his balls. She walked over to him and gently ran her fingers over the taught skin. rubin110 moaned at her touch. “Oh my | |||
,” daravinne said so low as to almost whisper. “They’re beautiful. And they’re so hot,” she added, referring to the heat still emanating from the huge sack. | |||
daravinne's touch sent sparks of electricity tingling through rubin110's balls and radiated the full length of his cock. Strangely, the same sensation could be fe | |||
lt in daravinne's breasts, the buzzing sensation in her growing boobs intensifying ten-fold. “Ahhhhh,” daravinne moaned involuntarily as the sensation caught her | |||
off-guard. rubin110’s cock lurched, the heavy weight of the appendage caused it to swing lazily back and forth. | |||
“Good grief, baby - it’s bigger than I’ve ever seen it! What did you do?” daravinne asked. “It’s the vaso cream the doc gave me. It really gets me pumped up big w | |||
hen I sue it with my machines. I think I’m gonna lay off it for a while and —“ “No!” daravinne interjected, her tone more harsh than she intended. “No, don’t do t | |||
hat, dear,” she added a bit more calmly. “Keep using the cream. Your cock is gorgeous. Let’s go take a shower and get washed up. I want to make sure my wifely dut | |||
ies are taken care of by taking care of you. All of you.” | |||
The shower was both exhilarating and educational as rubin110 and daravinne got more intimate with his penis than they’d ever done before. daravinne inspected each | |||
and every inch of his cock, from base to glans, and every square inch of the immense scrotal sack. She found things that she’d never noticed before, like a small | |||
scar on the shaft near the base (caused from a childhood zipper injury) and the odd skin formation on the backside of the sack (from a razor accident when he was | |||
trying to trim his pubes a couple of years ago). daravinne marveled at how veiny his cock had gotten since the treatments began and how truly monstrous his testi | |||
cles had grown. It wasn’t just the sack that had enlarged to mammoth sizes but also his actual testes. To rubin110’s great delight, daravinne groped and squeezed | |||
and fondled his balls and estimated that the actual testicles themselves had each enlarged to near the size of an eggplant. | |||
daravinne had grabbed a tape measure on the way to the bathroom and conducted some measurements while they were in the shower. His flaccid cock measurements were | |||
an eye-popping 15 inches and his erect measurements topped 18 inches. His girth was a hefty 7.5 inches flaccid and pushed 8 erect, with a base girth of near 8.5 i | |||
nches. daravinne wrapped the tape measurement around the widest point of his balls and nearly chocked when she read 30 inches. rubin110 reminded her that the vaso | |||
cream had a very significant part in the wildly inflated numbers and that they should get a full battery of measurements once the effects of the cream wore off. | |||
daravinne agreed but seemed absolutely giddy at the prospects of just how big rubin110 could get. | |||
</p> | |||
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Upgrade / Reboot |
Noisebridge status: Open but Minor Construction Remaining.  We're raising $25K for our parts and labor expenditures! Help us out at our IndieGoGo fundraising campaign page. Culmination of the Reboot schedule:
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2 blocks from 16th Mission BART
Events and Classes
What to know about coming to Noisebridge: Access policy.
Please see our events hosting page for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.
Event Calendar
events are haphazardly cross-posted on Meetup, the Discord, and Google Calender here
Some noisebridger's have also started hosting Events from a calendar at https://noisebridge.today/, and new (additional) associated gCal.
Key:
W: Weekly |
1st 2nd 3rd 4th: Certain weeks |
-2nd: Except certain weeks |
S: Streaming |
event: caution maybe dead |
event: management of space
Upcoming Events
Mondays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| W | 7:00pm | Meetups/Infra | Self-hosting, rough consensus, & running code. Find upcoming sessions on Meetup or in #meetup-infra on Discord. |
| W | 7:00pm | Circuit Hacking Monday | Learn electronics, Arduino, and/or how to solder! We have kits and Arduinos for donations, or bring your own project. Most Mondays at 7PM. More details on Meetup |
| W | you-o-clock | TRASH NIGHT | Please take out all three large trash bins!! They are on the patio. |
Tuesdays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| W S | 5:00pm | Premeeting Social Story Time | Noisebridge's excellence, do-ocracy, and consensus are inspired by anarchism and a rich lore of lessons learned. Meet members, learn about membership, share ideas, ask anything and question everything! |
| W S | 7:00pm | Noisebridge Weekly Meeting | (In person & online via Jitsi) - Introduce new people and events, joining, announcements, discussions, and consensus. Come express what you think about what's going on with your space! |
| W | 7:00pm | San Francisco Writers Workshop | Free drop-in writers workshop, get feedback and critique! Located on the first floor hackitorium. |
Wednesdays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| W S | 5:00pm - 7:00pm | Tablebridge | tabletop gaming & hobbying for playing and designing boardgames, RPGs, wargames and mini painting hobbying. |
| W | 6:00pm - 9:00pm | Woodhacking Wednesday | "Have a woodworking project in mind but you don't know where to get started? This is a good time to come ask questions, get some help, and ideas from other woodworkers. Everyone is welcome..." Confirm dates with Meetup |
| W S | 7:00pm - 9:00pm | Gamebridge | game development mentoring & coworking meetup for gamedev beginners and indies alike.
|
Thursdays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | 7:00pm - 10:00pm | Indiebridge Showcase Throwdown Thursdays | Indie Game Showcases & Game Tournaments for casual-friendly competition in console & PC games like Smash Brothers, Halo, Quake, Marathon, etc. |
| 2nd | 6:00pm-8:00pm | Tablebridge | Tablebridge tabletop gaming & design (board/card/miniature/rpg/party/ARG/etc). |
| 2nd | 8:00pm - 9:30pm | DC415 | Defcon 415 Security on 2nd Thursdays: Informal meetup group about all things security related. |
| 3rd S | 6:00pm-8:00pm | Ten Minutes of Game a.k.a. 10MoG | Five 10min talks in an hour and discussions on any gaming/gamedev topic |
| 3rd S | 8:00pm - 9:00pm | Five Minutes of Fame a.k.a. 5MoF | Ten 5min talks in an hour, on any topic |
| 4th S | 6:00pm-8:00pm | Songbridge | Music making meetup & mentoring for electronic and experimental music, soundtracks, VJing, music videos |
| Mar 26 8:30pm - 11:30pm | School of Melee Workshop Tournament | Super Smash Melee Self Improvement Workshop & Tournament: Learn to master Super Smash Melee with expert mentors LanTurN & Megaman and test what you've learned in a tournament! | |
| 4th S | 8:00pm - 10:30pm | Resident Electronic Music | An electronic music open mic! |
| W | you-o-clock | TRASH NIGHT | Please take out all three large trash bins!! They are on the patio. |
Fridays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| W | 9:00am - 5:00pm | Hack on Noisebridge! | a good open time for cleaning 'n re-organizing the physical space. Coffee and Donuts on a first-come first-served basis! See #facilities-aka... channel on the Discord |
Saturdays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | 2:00pm - 5:00pm | Unitybridge Unity Meetup | Learn Unity and cowork with fellow indies using it |
| 2nd | 2:00pm - 5:00pm | Unrealbridge Unreal Meetup | Learn Unreal and cowork with fellow indies using it |
| W | 12pm-2pm | Robotics Meetup | Co-hack on robotics with us. Work on our group projects, or bring your own. No robotics experience required. |
| 3rd | 2:00pm - 6:00pm | Godot Meetup | Gamedev workshop & networking for users of the Godot game engine. |
| 4th | 2:00pm - 5:00pm | Graphicsbridge graphics & engine coding meetup | Custom graphics & engine development meetup & mentoring |
| 4th | 1:00pm - 3:00pm | Building Guitar Pedals Workshop | Come build guitar pedals or other electronic music equipment! Look for the #pedal-building channel under #events in the discord. Check the Meetup for more info and confirmed dates. |
| 4th | 4:00pm - 7:00pm | Decentralized Web | Presentations and networking for those interested in weaving a decentralized web. |
| W | 8pm | Noisebridge Cinema! |
Sundays
| Tags | Time | Title | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| W | 12:00pm - 1:30pm | 3D Printing Class | Learn how to use a 3D printer |
| W | 2:00pm - 4:00pm | Laser Cutter safety training | Get certified to use the laser cutter (limited availability) |
| 2nd | 2:00pm - 3:00pm | Fabrication 101 2nd Wood Shop Sundays | class on safety and basic techniques |
| W | 4:00pm - 8:00pm | Spacebridge Weekly Meeting | Noisebridge's resident space program. Meetup page. (Sometimes we watch a politically-related movie around 7:30) |
Other Bay Area Consortium of Hackerspaces Events
- Queerious Labs is open during limited times, check it's status
- SudoRoom: Women & Non-Binary Coding Mondays 7-9pm
- SudoRoom: Hardware Hacking Tuesdays 7-10pm
You don't need to be a member to participate in a class or workshop at Noisebridge!
Want to host your event at Noisebridge? We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our weekly Tuesday meetings to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, here are some Hosting an Event tips.
Info
Intro Poster: How we explain ourselves to new visitors.
Resources: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser.
Safety in the Space: What to do in case of an emergency.
Press Coverage: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).
Identity: A collection of resources revolving around our identity and logo.
The Neighborhood: What's in the neighborhood around 2169 Mission
Hosting an Event at Noisebridge: Suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.
Hackerspace Infos: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.
Get in Touch
- Press: Please see our Press Kit - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.
- Contacts - General contact details for the space
- Mailinglist - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events
- People
- IRC channel - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge
- Call the red payphone - This option is temporarily unavailable
- Legal Requests (information removal, etc)
- Here is our mailing address (different from our physical address):
Noisebridge
2261 Market Street #235-A
San Francisco, CA 94114
- Or just drop by the space. We're open 24/7. New visitors should read up on getting in. all ages, all skill levels:
2169 Mission St, 3rd floor
San Francisco, CA 94110
Status
Noisebridge is up and running, and has finally reached the culmination of all our repairs, updates, retrofits, etc!
We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008. We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009. We are a tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.
|width="100%" |Inside of the large container sat the largest mass of meat he’d ever seen. His cock stretched to the end of the box and had to take an awkward bend downward in or der to remain inside of the container. It looked puffy and swollen and the although his cock seemed to be in a flaccid state, the thick veins throbbed heavily. It rested on top of his scrotum - it was immense. rubin110 estimated that the sac was larger in circumference than a volleyball and he could see each gonad pulsing just underneath the tightly stretched skin. He placed his other hand over his cock and could feel the heat radiating from it. “That’s gotta be the effects of hack ing. Fuck,” rubin110 thought. While he was genuinely concerned and apprehensive about what he was seeing, he was filled with an enormous sense of pride in knowing that his manhood was so big. “No matter where I go - ever - I’ll always have the biggest swinging dick in the room,” he mused. After several minutes of fawning o ver his prize, he decided that it was time to get up to see how it looked it all its glory. He cleaned up his devices and stored them away, out of sight. He carefully lifted the giant dong from the box and moved the device off to the side. “Fuck - it’s even heavier,” rubin110 said aloud. Indeed, he’d certainly adde d some poundage to the beast. He gently let it hang down and he was even more astonished by the stretch it put on his groin. He saddled over to the large mirror o n the wall and smiled. The size of his balls made his cock protrude out several inches before hanging down. He estimated that with his balls out of the way, head of his cock would hang significantly past his knee, but he had to make sure. He walked over to his desk and grabbed his ruler and tape measure. Stretching the tape measure along the top of the shaft, rubin110 gasped when he read the tape. “Fuck - that can’t be right." He stretched the tape and remeasured, laying the end flat against his pubic mo und and laying it along the length of the shaft. Just as he was about to take the reading, he heard daravinne and setient walking up the Noisebridge steps. He qui ckly threw on his robe and cinched it up tightly so that little evidence of his grow would be visible to setient. She would know all the ins and outs of what was going on, but it wasn’t time yet. daravinne and setient bound into the room. rubin110 and daravinne gave each other a knowing smile and daravinne knew it was time to get setient out of Church for a bit. “Hey, setient,” rubin110 said with a cheery smile. “Glad you could spend some time with us last night. It was great!” setient beamed. “Well as long as I ge t to have all of this, I’ll be over every day,” she said as she reached for his crotch. rubin110 laughed and moved out of her reach. “Oh no you don’t,” he laughed . “setient and I have some things planned that hew have to take care of this morning and we need to start getting dressed. If not, we’re gonna be late.” setient p outed her bottom lip in mock disgust. “Oh, alright then. But I expect to have some more of that dick and those tits,” she said as she cupped daravinne’s heavy bag s, “when you all get back.” She gave daravinne a kiss on the cheek and waved at rubin110. “I guess I’d better get on home and check on some things myself and make some calls. I’ll give you guys a call letter on today!” setient opened the front door and waved back at them. daravinne closed the door behind her and quickly locked the locks. “I couldn’t wait til she left so that I c ould show you this,” rubin110 said, as he untied his robe and dropped it on the floor of the foyer. daravinne was stunned. It wasn’t so much the size of his cock that caught her attention, but the size of his balls. She walked over to him and gently ran her fingers over the taught skin. rubin110 moaned at her touch. “Oh my ,” daravinne said so low as to almost whisper. “They’re beautiful. And they’re so hot,” she added, referring to the heat still emanating from the huge sack. daravinne's touch sent sparks of electricity tingling through rubin110's balls and radiated the full length of his cock. Strangely, the same sensation could be fe lt in daravinne's breasts, the buzzing sensation in her growing boobs intensifying ten-fold. “Ahhhhh,” daravinne moaned involuntarily as the sensation caught her off-guard. rubin110’s cock lurched, the heavy weight of the appendage caused it to swing lazily back and forth. “Good grief, baby - it’s bigger than I’ve ever seen it! What did you do?” daravinne asked. “It’s the vaso cream the doc gave me. It really gets me pumped up big w hen I sue it with my machines. I think I’m gonna lay off it for a while and —“ “No!” daravinne interjected, her tone more harsh than she intended. “No, don’t do t hat, dear,” she added a bit more calmly. “Keep using the cream. Your cock is gorgeous. Let’s go take a shower and get washed up. I want to make sure my wifely dut ies are taken care of by taking care of you. All of you.” The shower was both exhilarating and educational as rubin110 and daravinne got more intimate with his penis than they’d ever done before. daravinne inspected each and every inch of his cock, from base to glans, and every square inch of the immense scrotal sack. She found things that she’d never noticed before, like a small scar on the shaft near the base (caused from a childhood zipper injury) and the odd skin formation on the backside of the sack (from a razor accident when he was trying to trim his pubes a couple of years ago). daravinne marveled at how veiny his cock had gotten since the treatments began and how truly monstrous his testi cles had grown. It wasn’t just the sack that had enlarged to mammoth sizes but also his actual testes. To rubin110’s great delight, daravinne groped and squeezed and fondled his balls and estimated that the actual testicles themselves had each enlarged to near the size of an eggplant. daravinne had grabbed a tape measure on the way to the bathroom and conducted some measurements while they were in the shower. His flaccid cock measurements were an eye-popping 15 inches and his erect measurements topped 18 inches. His girth was a hefty 7.5 inches flaccid and pushed 8 erect, with a base girth of near 8.5 i nches. daravinne wrapped the tape measurement around the widest point of his balls and nearly chocked when she read 30 inches. rubin110 reminded her that the vaso cream had a very significant part in the wildly inflated numbers and that they should get a full battery of measurements once the effects of the cream wore off. daravinne agreed but seemed absolutely giddy at the prospects of just how big rubin110 could get.