Quotes

When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again.

• "If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there." -Steen
• "I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness." -skye
• "Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home." -Jake
• "Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke." -aestetix
• "Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis." - Jake
• "Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns." - anonymous
• "Ok, the federal government is IMing me now." - Dr. Jesus