User:Rando

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Red alert! Listen up crew, this is your captain speaking. We're charting a course into a new space! It's time to put the old mission at 2169 to stern and find a larger, more accommodating dock.

Why the Red Alert? Is this a catastrophe? not at all! We want your attention because we want your help. Below there are a number of methods to donate. Donations provide a stable trajectory, safe landing, and bridge to as well as find the fastest approach. We don't need to jump to hyperspace here, our current timeline is a year, barring the unknown. Recurring donations are the b est,either though Patreon or [other means]. Steady income provides a shield against uncertainty. If you're into the Big Bang approach, a large, one-time donation works just as well, and we'll spread it over our space-time.

Other ways to help include lending us your skills! Are you an admirable broker? A diplomatic negotiator? An e mpathic supporter? A steady hand? Do you own a red shirt? Everyone can help, there's work to be done!

This is an exciting journey, landing in uncharted territory is a challenging enterprise, and it's all hands on de ck to continue our Prime directive: Be Excellent To Each Other.