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Selected dispatches from the Noisebridge Discourse forum (2019–2021), preserved via the Wayback Machine.

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A MOB of ANARCHISTS descended upon noisebridge and REARRANGED ALL THE FURNITURES !1!

fnord, May 2021 — Wayback Machine

I have reason to believe this caper may have been planned in advance…

I was shocked to witness these unruly punks unceremoniously seize the means of production — with the clear intention of disrupting teh status quo!

(This was moving day to 272 Capp St.)

ALERT: Club Mate delivery truck outside right now

gaardn, April 2019 — Wayback Machine

One post. Zero replies.

Are you in the space? If so, please go downstairs to receive our Club Mate shipment to keep the mate flowing!

Alarming Financial Micro-Report

pemulis, April 2019 — Wayback Machine

We have $177,736.67 in the bank. Oh no! That's a drop from our peak of ~$200,000.

Someone stole $200 in quarters

themanmaran, April 2019 — Wayback Machine

They left the nickels and pennies.

Community response:

i am disappoint — Nolsky

Practical observation:

No point having a lock on it if every screwdriver in the woodshop is a 'key' — mcscope

Apparently Voynich was decoded

rando, May 2019 — Wayback Machine

ooooh linguistics porn. Thank you! — nthmost

Bureaucracy

pyconaut, June 2020 — Wayback Machine

Full thread title: Bureaucracy (Arrange construction permits. Document our communications with strange alien entities like the government, utilities, etc.)

One post.

help us with permits

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helpbot, April 2020 — Wayback Machine

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Response:

No means no. — OutsourcedGuru